Synectics to bid again NOW EXCLUSIVE

[RailwayRowdy]

How does this work?According to a Bloatcaker,SS have got to ‘LEND’ money to buy the Vale.Page 60 on THE VALE ARE IRRELEVANT thread.

 

I think it’s fair to say that they’re not the smartest !

 

I suspect that the vast majority of them could not spell CAT. Even if you gave them the “C” and the “A”

[Woakesy]

I did enjoy this post:

 

The Vale Cycle:

 

- Shanahans buy the club, the unwashed are <ovf censored> themselves into oblivion

 

- Shanahans come out with some contrived ******** about getting Vale “back in the big time” (they’ve never ******* been there but I digress) spunking levels reach critical in Burslem

 

- The sentinel does a huge spread about the Shanahans being actual beings formed from the DNA of Jesus, the Dalai Lama and Mahatma Ghandi

 

- The Stoke abuse starts, because after all they’re practically Man City now and they’ll definitely be in a league above us in 5 years time

 

- Pre-season starts, the Shanahans either give Askey the piggy bank (which has got a thruppence and a condom wrapper in it) or appoint some **** with an exotic name, Johan Van Den Bellendersen or something

 

- He signs a 33 year old winger who once had a trial at Borussia Monchengladbach, the streets in Burslem are now closed off because of the pool of seminal fluid that has accumulated in Middleport

 

- The season begins, they win their first two games 1-0, against the Dog & Dick FC and the Grocott Centre U18’s, Tom Pope scores in both and celebrates by ripping into our players, who have all played at a higher level than he’s ever done in his entire career, and beating the absolute **** out of his missus

 

- We have a bit of a crap run, the goading begins to snowball even more, they’re going to overtake us in a year, they even get out their best Diadora polo’s to strut around in, such is their confidence

 

- Results begin to dry up, but why? They’re the greatest team in the league, it must be the players, so they turn on them, every minute mistake is greeted with threats of rape and pillagery against those very beings who are going to carry them all the way to the Champions League

 

- This doesn’t work, so the one semi-functioning lightbulb in Burslem comes on, the players must be de-motivated, the manager needs to have it, said manager is then ousted from his position with all the vocal ire not seen since the Nazi’s filtered Jews into ghettos

 

- The yokels demand an ex-legend be placed in charge (They must be running thin on those now Christ), the Shanahans oblige, because they’re not just owners, they’re fans as well.

 

- Leon Constantine takes over, he wins his first two games, order is restored, parity is then cast over that rusted, empty paedophiles lair that they call Vale Park

 

- Results then begin to wobble, again, now this is a cause of mass confusion, they’ve had a go at the players, that didn’t work, they’ve ousted the manager, that didn’t work, they’ve appointed a club legend, that didn’t work, is this because in reality they’re a really, really ******* awful team? And the fans are the thickest bunch of obnoxious ******** you’re ever likely to come across? No! It’s obviously the owners! LYNCH THEM!

 

- The Shanahans, who have bowed to the Valeite’s every whim, are systemically disembowelled, their leadership, their funding, their ethics, their very existence is bought into question, alls they’ve done is try to restore the Vale to where they themselves believe they should be, but it’s just not enough.

 

- A hate campaign is started, games are boycotted (only 5 fans go to games rather than the normal 10), the owners are slandered on Twitter, radio and their cars are egged, Mr Shanahan is branded a raging nonce, all the while results are continuing to tumble and Tom Pope is trying his new boots out by treading on his missus’s face

 

- The Sentinel get wind of it, they join in the character assassinations of a family who only wanted to help, but the braindead hounds they are catering to are incapable of rational thought.

 

- The club is then put up for sale, skirting with administration and the whole fiasco starts again.

 

What a ******* ****, nasty pointless club Port Vale FC are, their ground is a **** tip, their fans are sub-human pariah’s, and their very existence has a detrimental effect on the entire football league pyramid.

 

I hope Smurthwaite pulls the plug at the last second for a pisser and plunges the ******** into the job centre where they belong.

 

Like it or not, that is how many see it from the outside. Many a true word said in jest. The cycle is pretty much accurate in every part. I hope the Synectics takeover means we are run in a strategic and intelligent way where this cycle can be broken.

 

Tbf it’s not actually that far from the truth but you can remove the reference to Vale fans and put any fans there.

 

As others have said, I think the Stoke fans storming the boardroom against Coates ranks up there. He’s obviously learnt because he’s put Scholes & Cartwright in the firing line this time.

 

I’m Vale through & through but did used to grace the Victoria ground often. I can even be found on the front of the Sentinel special from the last game at the Vic. But let’s be honest, that’s the last time Stoke were interesting. Yes our grounds rubbish but I’d take it over the soulless, flat pack, wind strewn wasteland that is the Brit, sorry Bet 365.

[wwindsor]

I think Smurthwaite was calling out bluff to get £4m, however, I don’t think any of us could keep seeing our club to be continually mismanaged both on and off the field for a further 12 months/ 2 years/ 5 years etc....

 

So if it means that Carol and Kevin have to pay a bit more for the club to get this incumbent removed (which obviously they seem prepared to do at this moment in time) and it means we are then on a more stable footing as a club which will hopefully move the club forward on and off the pitch then in my opinion it’s worth the extra £££ that Carl and Kevin are prepared to put in.

 

I just hope the stay away fans see it the same way and are prepared to invest in ST’s next season so that we can all show out appreciation to Carol and Kevin for finally giving our club a future to potentially look forward to!

 

I think you might well see between 500 and 1000 extra ST's sales next season if the sale is completed by 5th May, also hopefully bring in some sort of payment plan for ST's so we can shift a few more and build a buzz like the 5000 a few years ago...

[JRC]

Tbf it’s not actually that far from the truth but you can remove the reference to Vale fans and put any fans there.

 

As others have said, I think the Stoke fans storming the boardroom against Coates ranks up there. He’s obviously learnt because he’s put Scholes & Cartwright in the firing line this time.

 

I’m Vale through & through but did used to grace the Victoria ground often. I can even be found on the front of the Sentinel special from the last game at the Vic. But let’s be honest, that’s the last time Stoke were interesting. Yes our grounds rubbish but I’d take it over the soulless, flat pack, wind strewn wasteland that is the Brit, sorry Bet 365.

 

Yep a lot of truth. Why anyone wants to own a football club in current times is beyond my comprehension.

[bycarspete]

I still cant understand how it all went wrong at the Vale for our Chairman. I am sure I remember someone saying it was harder to run Stoke Audi than the Vale. Hope the Chairman running Stoke Audi is still ok. Thinking about it he must be as cant remember seeing any protestors outside the last time I drove passed.

It all went wrong when he thought social media was the best avenue to bond with the supporters

[Wrex]

Tbf it’s not actually that far from the truth but you can remove the reference to Vale fans and put any fans there.

 

As others have said, I think the Stoke fans storming the boardroom against Coates ranks up there. He’s obviously learnt because he’s put Scholes & Cartwright in the firing line this time.

 

I’m Vale through & through but did used to grace the Victoria ground often. I can even be found on the front of the Sentinel special from the last game at the Vic. But let’s be honest, that’s the last time Stoke were interesting. Yes our grounds rubbish but I’d take it over the soulless, flat pack, wind strewn wasteland that is the Brit, sorry Bet 365.

 

It's not far from the truth in general with some fans. But with Smurthwaite the fans were very grateful to him and let him get away with murder, particularly after his honeymoon period was capped with promotion.

[Rampant Zebra]

It all went wrong when he thought social media was the best avenue to bond with the supporters

 

I think it all went wrong when the administrators accepted his offer. It is difficult to imagine any of the other bidders being anything like as bad as him unless they were doing it deliberately.

[Erniemossrules]

It all went wrong when he thought social media was the best avenue to bond with the supporters

 

It all went wrong when Wilde’s the brains behind the deal went and left us with a dimwit.

[philpvfc]

Yep a lot of truth. Why anyone wants to own a football club in current times is beyond my comprehension.

 

Stroke their own egos a lot of the time and to launder money.

[PVFC86]

Who would own Port Vale if this is successful? Would it be Carol and Kevin or would it be purchased under Synectics Solutions?

[Birches Head Fred]

Who would own Port Vale if this is successful? Would it be Carol and Kevin or would it be purchased under Synectics Solutions?

I'm surprised you don't already know

[PVFC86]

I'm surprised you don't already know

I don't. Please tell me

[Santa]

Subject to the NDA, not allowed to tell you.

[melv]

I don't. Please tell me

. To give you a clue .It will NOT be Smurtwaite

[PVFC86]

This is making me dead angry. Need a Valium now because of you lot.