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Personally speaking now our protest against our current owner has been suspended , i think we should have chants to support Our potential new owners tomorrow... any ideas? KTF
I think we should keep our powder dry until its sorted, but il be joining in the chants for our new manager, long overdue
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I did enjoy this post:

 

The Vale Cycle:

 

- Shanahans buy the club, the unwashed are <ovf censored> themselves into oblivion

 

- Shanahans come out with some contrived ******** about getting Vale “back in the big time” (they’ve never ******* been there but I digress) spunking levels reach critical in Burslem

 

- The sentinel does a huge spread about the Shanahans being actual beings formed from the DNA of Jesus, the Dalai Lama and Mahatma Ghandi

 

- The Stoke abuse starts, because after all they’re practically Man City now and they’ll definitely be in a league above us in 5 years time

 

- Pre-season starts, the Shanahans either give Askey the piggy bank (which has got a thruppence and a condom wrapper in it) or appoint some **** with an exotic name, Johan Van Den Bellendersen or something

 

- He signs a 33 year old winger who once had a trial at Borussia Monchengladbach, the streets in Burslem are now closed off because of the pool of seminal fluid that has accumulated in Middleport

 

- The season begins, they win their first two games 1-0, against the Dog & Dick FC and the Grocott Centre U18’s, Tom Pope scores in both and celebrates by ripping into our players, who have all played at a higher level than he’s ever done in his entire career, and beating the absolute **** out of his missus

 

- We have a bit of a crap run, the goading begins to snowball even more, they’re going to overtake us in a year, they even get out their best Diadora polo’s to strut around in, such is their confidence

 

- Results begin to dry up, but why? They’re the greatest team in the league, it must be the players, so they turn on them, every minute mistake is greeted with threats of rape and pillagery against those very beings who are going to carry them all the way to the Champions League

 

- This doesn’t work, so the one semi-functioning lightbulb in Burslem comes on, the players must be de-motivated, the manager needs to have it, said manager is then ousted from his position with all the vocal ire not seen since the Nazi’s filtered Jews into ghettos

 

- The yokels demand an ex-legend be placed in charge (They must be running thin on those now Christ), the Shanahans oblige, because they’re not just owners, they’re fans as well.

 

- Leon Constantine takes over, he wins his first two games, order is restored, parity is then cast over that rusted, empty paedophiles lair that they call Vale Park

 

- Results then begin to wobble, again, now this is a cause of mass confusion, they’ve had a go at the players, that didn’t work, they’ve ousted the manager, that didn’t work, they’ve appointed a club legend, that didn’t work, is this because in reality they’re a really, really ******* awful team? And the fans are the thickest bunch of obnoxious ******** you’re ever likely to come across? No! It’s obviously the owners! LYNCH THEM!

 

- The Shanahans, who have bowed to the Valeite’s every whim, are systemically disembowelled, their leadership, their funding, their ethics, their very existence is bought into question, alls they’ve done is try to restore the Vale to where they themselves believe they should be, but it’s just not enough.

 

- A hate campaign is started, games are boycotted (only 5 fans go to games rather than the normal 10), the owners are slandered on Twitter, radio and their cars are egged, Mr Shanahan is branded a raging nonce, all the while results are continuing to tumble and Tom Pope is trying his new boots out by treading on his missus’s face

 

- The Sentinel get wind of it, they join in the character assassinations of a family who only wanted to help, but the braindead hounds they are catering to are incapable of rational thought.

 

- The club is then put up for sale, skirting with administration and the whole fiasco starts again.

 

What a ******* ****, nasty pointless club Port Vale FC are, their ground is a **** tip, their fans are sub-human pariah’s, and their very existence has a detrimental effect on the entire football league pyramid.

 

I hope Smurthwaite pulls the plug at the last second for a pisser and plunges the ******** into the job centre where they belong.

 

Like it or not, that is how many see it from the outside. Many a true word said in jest. The cycle is pretty much accurate in every part. I hope the Synectics takeover means we are run in a strategic and intelligent way where this cycle can be broken.

For a supposed Stoke fan, this person knows an awful lot about Vale!

 

Bored of their own club, obsessed with us.

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I did enjoy this post:

 

The Vale Cycle:

 

- Shanahans buy the club, the unwashed are <ovf censored> themselves into oblivion

 

- Shanahans come out with some contrived ******** about getting Vale “back in the big time” (they’ve never ******* been there but I digress) spunking levels reach critical in Burslem

 

- The sentinel does a huge spread about the Shanahans being actual beings formed from the DNA of Jesus, the Dalai Lama and Mahatma Ghandi

 

- The Stoke abuse starts, because after all they’re practically Man City now and they’ll definitely be in a league above us in 5 years time

 

- Pre-season starts, the Shanahans either give Askey the piggy bank (which has got a thruppence and a condom wrapper in it) or appoint some **** with an exotic name, Johan Van Den Bellendersen or something

 

- He signs a 33 year old winger who once had a trial at Borussia Monchengladbach, the streets in Burslem are now closed off because of the pool of seminal fluid that has accumulated in Middleport

 

- The season begins, they win their first two games 1-0, against the Dog & Dick FC and the Grocott Centre U18’s, Tom Pope scores in both and celebrates by ripping into our players, who have all played at a higher level than he’s ever done in his entire career, and beating the absolute **** out of his missus

 

- We have a bit of a crap run, the goading begins to snowball even more, they’re going to overtake us in a year, they even get out their best Diadora polo’s to strut around in, such is their confidence

 

- Results begin to dry up, but why? They’re the greatest team in the league, it must be the players, so they turn on them, every minute mistake is greeted with threats of rape and pillagery against those very beings who are going to carry them all the way to the Champions League

 

- This doesn’t work, so the one semi-functioning lightbulb in Burslem comes on, the players must be de-motivated, the manager needs to have it, said manager is then ousted from his position with all the vocal ire not seen since the Nazi’s filtered Jews into ghettos

 

- The yokels demand an ex-legend be placed in charge (They must be running thin on those now Christ), the Shanahans oblige, because they’re not just owners, they’re fans as well.

 

- Leon Constantine takes over, he wins his first two games, order is restored, parity is then cast over that rusted, empty paedophiles lair that they call Vale Park

 

- Results then begin to wobble, again, now this is a cause of mass confusion, they’ve had a go at the players, that didn’t work, they’ve ousted the manager, that didn’t work, they’ve appointed a club legend, that didn’t work, is this because in reality they’re a really, really ******* awful team? And the fans are the thickest bunch of obnoxious ******** you’re ever likely to come across? No! It’s obviously the owners! LYNCH THEM!

 

- The Shanahans, who have bowed to the Valeite’s every whim, are systemically disembowelled, their leadership, their funding, their ethics, their very existence is bought into question, alls they’ve done is try to restore the Vale to where they themselves believe they should be, but it’s just not enough.

 

- A hate campaign is started, games are boycotted (only 5 fans go to games rather than the normal 10), the owners are slandered on Twitter, radio and their cars are egged, Mr Shanahan is branded a raging nonce, all the while results are continuing to tumble and Tom Pope is trying his new boots out by treading on his missus’s face

 

- The Sentinel get wind of it, they join in the character assassinations of a family who only wanted to help, but the braindead hounds they are catering to are incapable of rational thought.

 

- The club is then put up for sale, skirting with administration and the whole fiasco starts again.

 

What a ******* ****, nasty pointless club Port Vale FC are, their ground is a **** tip, their fans are sub-human pariah’s, and their very existence has a detrimental effect on the entire football league pyramid.

 

I hope Smurthwaite pulls the plug at the last second for a pisser and plunges the ******** into the job centre where they belong.

 

Like it or not, that is how many see it from the outside. Many a true word said in jest. The cycle is pretty much accurate in every part. I hope the Synectics takeover means we are run in a strategic and intelligent way where this cycle can be broken.

 

Monkeys, typewriters

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This is making me dead angry. Need a Valium now because of you lot.

 

From Drugs.com:

 

What is Valium?

 

Valium (diazepam) is a benzodiazepine (ben-zoe-dye-AZE-eh-peens). Diazepam affects chemicals in the brain that may be unbalanced in people with anxiety.

 

Valium is used to treat anxiety disorders, alcohol withdrawal symptoms, or muscle spasms.

 

Valium is sometimes used with other medications to treat seizures.

 

Are you trying to tell us something?

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This is making me dead angry. Need a Valium now because of you lot.

 

I'm told waferin is an excellent stress reliever, the anxiety just seeps away if you take enough, or to many, depends how you view it...... ok so it's a rat poison.....

 

Not said seriously by the way.

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