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5 hours ago, Doha said:

...No wonder I'm paying so much <ovf censored> national insurance with the net drain on society those Troglodytes are.

Gormless, mouth breathing amoeba-like cattle, shuffling around Hanley with their red and white tops perilously stretched over their porcine, bin-bag full of custard like bodies, grazing from a Greggs paper bag with teeth as golden yellow as the sauage roll pastry they're chewing on open-mouthed, on their weekly shuffle to the Job Centre to sign on before popping into Poundstretcher to spend Doha's redistributed DWP money on value grain Vodka, frozen horseburgers and diabetes sweets for their feral offspring.

I ******* hate Stoke fans, me.

Each and every one.

Urchins.

p.s. Werrington is a helmet. 

Sounds about right, to me!!

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5 hours ago, Doha said:

Fixed that for you.

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No wonder I'm paying so much <ovf censored> national insurance with the net drain on society those Troglodytes are.

Gormless, mouth breathing amoeba-like cattle, shuffling around Hanley with their red and white tops perilously stretched over their porcine, bin-bag full of custard like bodies, grazing from a Greggs paper bag with teeth as golden yellow as the sauage roll pastry they're chewing on open-mouthed, on their weekly shuffle to the Job Centre to sign on before popping into Poundstretcher to spend Doha's redistributed DWP money on value grain Vodka, frozen horseburgers and diabetes sweets for their feral offspring.

I ******* hate Stoke fans, me.

Each and every one.

Urchins.

p.s. Werrington is a helmet. 

Thanks for those wonderful moments, highlights the 3rd goal and the puddle. Also it must  be the worst tackle ever where the recipient has stood up I still wince ever time I see it.

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40 minutes ago, Fosse69 said:

Thanks for those wonderful moments, highlights the 3rd goal and the puddle. Also it must  be the worst tackle ever where the recipient has stood up I still wince ever time I see it.

I saw Aspins leg bend sideways and when he got up and walked on it I thought he was superman... and Swanny was laughing all the time with his clearance.

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Shall we launch a crowd funding page to get Jonesy’s contract extended?

the stupid lardies on Radio Sjoke saying having Pulis back would be a backward step - they seem to be forgetting that playing in league 1 would be a bit of a setback as well!!! 

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Definitely heading down and after hours of careful analysis, I think I’ve found out why.

Butland - Vastly overrated

BMI - Crap

Batth - League 1 defender

Lindsay - See above

Allen - Crap

Ndiaye - Can’t wait to get away

Etebo - See above

Ince - Middle road Champ player

Vokes - Lump

Campbell - Vastly overrated

The rest of the squad continues in a similar vein. Just because you have ‘names’ in your squad, doesn’t make it a good squad.

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Fun article in today's Guardian about the state of these. The comments are good...

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I hope that they don’t win for a long time yet. Awfully abusive fans and an awful style of football (rugby). They embarrassed the premier league by their presence and the sooner they are out of the championship the better.

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Am I the only one on here who has no sympathy for Stoke?

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Horrible club, horrible fans. Let's hope they drop right out of the football league.

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Horrible club with some horrible players and fans.

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Stoke need someone like mark Hughes.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/football-league-blog/2019/sep/18/nathan-jones-stoke-city-championship-where-going-wrong-worst-start-century

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As much as I love to see their current demise, that comment about them playing rugby is awfully outdated & belongs on a message board somewhere in 2009~.

 

I don't believe their current squad is capable of playing any sport, never mind a style of football.

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Latest news. Jones accusing someone of giving team information to other clubs before games.The other clubs have decided that they can play their academy teams against Sjoke as the first team players are still rolling on the floor,laughing at the team sheet.Nathan ,you really should be more careful who you talk to.Good work though Agent Jones.More of the same.

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Anyone else realised that we'll be playing them next season?

When they get relegated it'll be their first team (if there still is one by then after they've inevitably tried to physically assault the Coates' again) getting entered into the tinpot trophy. The rounds and groups are regionalised. 

It'll be fantastic for the local economy. Yes capital will be required for the initial investment into policing & security costs and repairs on street furniture and facilities but just think that when 150 of them get done again and sent down after another Planet of the Apes communal primate rage over another 4-0 drubbing, that's 150 off the benefits system for a few years. Reduced Spice addiction stats for Staffs PCT/NHS with 150 of them gone. Significantly less pollution in the gene pool for a significant period of time. It'll be brilliant. 

Other benefits include Pope will still be around and so we'll have the fantastic entertainment of him scoring at the incinerator dump and absolutely shlthousing his celebration. Icing on the cake will be their Intel 4004 Processor brains slowly ticking over and realising Pope's scored and the subsequent internal fighting between themselves in the Boothen Scum end, as depicted below.

 

 

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Just when you think things can't get any worse for Stoke, they excel themselves and lose at Crawley. Looks like agent Jones mission has come to an end.

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