The clubs a joke

[Regal Beagle]

I vote we swap him for Shamima.

[Robbie Earle's Perm]

As thick as her then you.

 

It’s a close run thing.

[ClntonBoulton]

Let me get this straight.

 

Some female (I assume it’s female) from the Marketing Dept has allegedly been having extra maritals with The Blue One ?

 

Is she (or he) the one with the white stick ?

 

 

Dunner werry RR....he ALWAYS takes a biscuit for her guide dog.....allegedly! (Cost of said biscuits added to "Directors Loans")

[geosname]

Dunner werry RR....he ALWAYS takes a biscuit for her guide dog.....allegedly! (Cost of said biscuits added to "Directors Loans")

 

That's worth a smile.

[davehartshill]

This threads hilarious!

 

If we want the fat one gone then it’s going to have to get nasty and personal.

[Heatwave]

Are you sure? I was told it was the wife of a local publication? Whoever it was it suggests that Mr Smurthwaite has not been introduced to the concept of a moral code.

 

Why bring the Sentinel into this?

 

No wonder they're not asking searching questions.

[melv]

Why bring the Sentinel into this?

No wonder they're not asking searching questions.

 

The Sentinel wasn’t mentioned till you mentioned it.😉

[man in the pub]

What she doing shagging him?

 

Perhaps not just content with signing all our players he has decided we need to grow our own.

[man in the pub]

He could shag me for 130 million.

 

Just make sure its not in the January transfer window, you will never see your money.

[butt lane vale fan]

Perhaps not just content with signing all our players he has decided we need to grow our own.

I've just spit my coffee out. I love this forum at times lol

[Bald Eagle]

According to her LinkedIn profile she’s a former firefighter so must be handy with a hose.

 

Also says she is Head Of Partnerships - Experience Something Different...............:laugh:

[RailwayRowdy]

The very thought of Smurfthwaite copulating in The George, back of a Tesla or even at the bottom of Cox’s Entry sends shivers down my spine. A rear entry in Cox’s Entry ! Is that an Arnold Bennett play ? Or was it Arthur Berry ?

 

The whole episode must be like being banged by a walrus. Wonder if he did a David Mellor and kept his XXXXL Coventry home shirt on ?

 

[Erniemossrules]

According to her LinkedIn profile she’s a former firefighter so must be handy with a hose.

 

Also says she is Head Of Partnerships - Experience Something Different...............:laugh:

 

Maybe she was responsible for the January signings and not signing Rico.Norman must do anything to keep her sweet.Head of Marketing maybe Norm is reopening the Vale market so he drop on a few more bargain buys and his blue pills.

[Jacko51]

Why bring the Sentinel into this?

 

No wonder they're not asking searching questions.

 

Bloody predictive text! "Publican"!!

[sandyford_valiant]

Bloody predictive text! "Publican"!!

 

No I don’t believe that’s true. If so which one ?