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When there was a bit of a silence early in July, people moaned. Now they are giving updates every couple of days that doesn't seem to suit.

 

So just for those who found it a bit boring - a man in the pub whose sister's boyfriends postman told me (allegedly) that -

 

Vale are looking at moving to a new ground in the Isle of Man, a 37,000 capacity stadium with a rtractable pitch and self-flushing pies. Season ticket prices will have to double to pay for it, but admission on the day will be reduced to £16 for anyone who can bring all their grandparents birth certificates as well as their own pension book. Doug Loft is rejoining Dagenham,and Steve Evans will leave Rotherham to replace Micky Adams. Peter Jackson and Mike Lloyd will become directors again and Charles Machin will sell programmes outside the ticket office. No cars will be allowed within a mile of the new stadium and Steve Evans new youth policy will mean no players over 21 will be selected for first team games. Vale will also reveive the Anglo-Italian cup and no longer bother with the FA Cup.

 

Will they be running busses from Burslem to the isle of man?:laugh:

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When there was a bit of a silence early in July, people moaned. Now they are giving updates every couple of days that doesn't seem to suit.

 

So just for those who found it a bit boring - a man in the pub whose sister's boyfriends postman told me (allegedly) that -

 

Vale are looking at moving to a new ground in the Isle of Man, a 37,000 capacity stadium with a rtractable pitch and self-flushing pies. Season ticket prices will have to double to pay for it, but admission on the day will be reduced to £16 for anyone who can bring all their grandparents birth certificates as well as their own pension book. Doug Loft is rejoining Dagenham,and Steve Evans will leave Rotherham to replace Micky Adams. Peter Jackson and Mike Lloyd will become directors again and Charles Machin will sell programmes outside the ticket office. No cars will be allowed within a mile of the new stadium and Steve Evans new youth policy will mean no players over 21 will be selected for first team games. Vale will also reveive the Anglo-Italian cup and no longer bother with the FA Cup.

 

sounds good! lol

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Buses ? Buses ? What kind of cheapskate outfit do you thin the new Vale are ? Special charter flights with Keefyjet will be provided.

 

Of course fancy not knowing that, would that be from Burslem International Airport?

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It's positive because it sounds like Clive was wrong? He wasn't at the golf open either or even as my reliable source disclosed to me yesterday that Ryder was in fact at the German Grand Prix as the official jack man on Jenson Buttons Mclaren? Neither as he done a runner or fled to the moon in one of Richard Bransons space mobiles? It's all good.

 

I could be wrong though? ;)

 

A confidential source has told me that my picture at the Open was not KR (I still think there's a resemblance) but in fact he was there both on Saturday and Sunday. I just KNEW he would be. I have faith in KR!

 

Walks away eating humble pie.....

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I heard that Lodey will be a buggar to remove as he's on such a high wage.

 

Redistributing him within the business and altering his job title could be an option though ;)

 

I hope Speedy gives him a toothbrush to clean and paint the Bycars bogs!

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