Lloyd - laughable comments

[melv]

A club moving forward on and of the pitch,I know that's not the answer you want but my expectation is not as high as others,

 

Is that expect or hope?

[grebovale]

And I am looking forward to shafting Cheryl Cole on a daily basis, that wunna happen either :-)

 

Don't put yourself down mate,av heard she goes for ugly guys. :)

[grebovale]

OK.

 

Now who gave you the impression this will be completed in 12 months -

 

seats in Lorne street paddock ,

CW complete with plastic pitch,

area behind Bycars covered in plastic pitches bar one which will remain grass

 

 

Ok, may take a bit longer if we have a bad winter. :)

[Andyregs]

They also said that the debt would be cleared in 18 months! That for me was the most important one yet people seem to ignore it.

[Seamus O'Wye]

Probably because no-one gives it even the slightest credibility, Andy!

[fairportnick]

Copied from elsewhere with no alteration

 

What Makes 100%?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

And

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But ,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull***** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are

[Thats Entertainment]

Ok, may take a bit longer if we have a bad winter. :)

 

Is there a bad winter forecast then ? because CW could take at least 2 years according to ML.

[CAVALIER]

John Gurney isn't friends with Miller anymore judging by the bust up they had after Luton. Besides, Gurney has been declared bankrupt.

 

So what? Makes no difference at all. Just pray he's not linked at all.

[Trentham Lakes Valiant]

ALLOTT of people hear alrm BELLs ringing and are ready to start BOYCOTTing some KNIGHT matches.There are some HICKups with this latest investment deal and I hope that HALL the fans are not going to be LAMBs to the slaughter.You have been WARNEd.:D

 

I went to get my Vectra washed today but there was a big queue. In total there were Ten dul kars.

 

I thank you

[Santa]

I've Haddin-ough of this already.

[melv]

I've Haddin-ough of this already.

 

You Khan't say that,this could be fun.

[Howjy04]

You Khan't say that,this could be fun.

 

AS IF.;)

[For Us All]

You Khan't say that,this could be fun.

 

Snow joke.:D

[melv]

Snow joke.:D

 

fairy snuff;)

[For Us All]

I've Haddin-ough of this already.

 

Kanhai join in,this is a Lara fun.:D