There really is no hope.......

[blackdog]

http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/231357/daughters-marrying-vale-player-help

 

If this is true I feel sorry for his daughter having to put up with that sort of crap on a special day.

 

Doddsie is a smashing lad and I can tell you he doesnt deserve a Father in law like that bleating to the oatcake.

[mr.hobblesworth]

Oh, get a grip, you pompous jackass!

[bogie12secs]

omg have you ever lol.

[Robbie Earle's Perm]

Oh, get a grip, you pompous jackass!

 

Seconded!

 

Most of the responses are quite funny andPopey does have bandy legs :)

[Aussie Rules]

Seconded!

 

Most of the responses are quite funny andPopey does have bandy legs :)

 

I'm with you REP, and I bet our mob would say the same or similar if it was the other way around

[andy jones]

Some great lines in there. Only a Sjokie could mess it up.

[rayzer]

Can we think up some good retorts for Doddsy to use as he will speak at the reception after his new father in law, such as he drew the line when his father in law wanted a wedding cake of three wrights pies on top of one another.

[Bernie's evil]

After reading some of the comments on the '' Bloatcake '' its clear they really are a sad, bitter and twisted lot, good luck Doddsy !

[Heatwave]

Tongues planted firmly in cheek. I'm sure if it was a Vale fan's lass marrying, e.g. Ryan Shawcross something very similar would be happening.

 

Some people really need to lighten up.

[Like Vale I Do]

Tongues planted firmly in cheek. I'm sure if it was a Vale fan's lass marrying, e.g. Ryan Shawcross something very similar would be happening.

 

Some people really need to lighten up.

 

Well Doddsey is a good looking geezer so he wont fit in straight away with his new in laws, plus he might now have to drive through or even visit Longton which, quite frankly is grounds for divorce already. Good luck Dodds, you'll need it, on the plus side, I heard no one was going to turn up for the wedding but now Coates has paid for a free coach for everyone to get there

[Like Vale I Do]

Can we think up some good retorts for Doddsy to use as he will speak at the reception after his new father in law, such as he drew the line when his father in law wanted a wedding cake of three wrights pies on top of one another.

 

Good one, the bride is going pour gravy all over it while they play Delilah or whatever

[philpvfc]

The father should be proud his daughter hasn't followed in his footsteps.

[Rampant Zebra]

Good one, the bride is going pour gravy all over it while they play Delilah or whatever

 

Wouldn't that ruin the carefully applied lard icing though?

[pvfcrule]

Well Doddsey is a good looking geezer so he wont fit in straight away with his new in laws, plus he might now have to drive through or even visit Longton which, quite frankly is grounds for divorce already. Good luck Dodds, you'll need it, on the plus side, I heard no one was going to turn up for the wedding but now Coates has paid for a free coach for everyone to get there

 

 

Class!!!

[matt_lowe7]

I think dodds should be definitely be using the opening line of lardies and gentlemen except there won't be many gentlemen in there