43 minutes ago, Lornelounger said:

Again, trying to find some positivity in this morass of pain.  I decided on the New Year to base my beer consumption on the Vale's results - if we won, I'd have a couple of pints, if we drew or lost I would abstain.  

I've lost a stone and a half.

The present Mrs. Lornelounger is furious, since I can now get back into trousers she was going to throw out.... 

Nah she won't mind. I bet your stamina and libido are up, amongst other things 😉

For those still clinging to hope that these “phenomenal” players keep us up, we have failed to win in 47 of our last 58 league matches.

2 minutes ago, Spunk Trumpet said:

For those still clinging to hope that these “phenomenal” players keep us up, we have failed to win in 47 of our last 58 league matches.

Must be due a good run 😂😂😂😂

16 minutes ago, Bimbleabout said:

Ffs 6th in the WORLD. The whole world for being <ovf censored>. Doha please print all your research off and send it in to Vale park. It's absolutely diabolical. Maybe it will jolt them off the perch. Harsh reality and all that.

🤣 The other week I started the complex task of looking at where we were in the form tables when you included the 3 wins in 18 weeks we 'achieved' last season, 02/01/2023 onwards to today. And comparing it all the way down to the regional Isthmian divisions, the ones were Kidsgrove and Shepshed Dynamo play in. 388 clubs in total. I gave up as it was too depressing.

As it stands since September though, we're joint 142nd/144 in the EFL and 3 conference divisions. Dover only need to pick up a point to send us 143rd 🥳

Edited March 9, 20242 yr by Doha

The free hot chocolate was sihte aswell.

5 minutes ago, fuzzyvalefan said:

Nah she won't mind. I bet your stamina and libido are up, amongst other things 😉

Well, I couldn't possibly comment Fuzzy...

But you are absolutely correct, obviously - which makes her even more furious.

Much like the Vale, I can't win......

2 hours ago, Killersrevenge44 said:

Who's the author?? Carol?? 

No, but Carol's favourite book must be "My Friend Flicka"

1 minute ago, Howjy04 said:

The free hot chocolate was sihte aswell.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is what makes this forum great. Empires rise and fall, politicians embezzle, our heroes turn out to have feet of clay, but when you need to really feel the pulse of the nation, come on here to find out about the free hot chocolate at the Vale.  😄😄

9 minutes ago, osprey said:

Must be due a good run 😂😂😂😂

To go on a good run, the players have to physically run!

[emoji1787] The other week I started the complex task of looking at where we were in the form tables when you included the 3 wins in 18 weeks we 'achieved' last season, 02/01/2023 onwards to today. And comparing it all the way down to the regional Isthmian divisions, the ones were Kidsgrove and Shepshed Dynamo play in. 388 clubs in total. I gave up as it was too depressing.
As it stands since September though, we're joint 142nd/144 in the EFL and 3 conference divisions. Dover only need to pick up a point to send us 143rd [emoji3060]

Blimey [emoji58] well that's one positive I suppose, we are actually good at something,being absolutely terrible [emoji848][emoji849][emoji4]
Its complete insanity, completely devoid of any sort of logic or anything. Just insanity

40 minutes ago, Tim vlf said:

just listened to DM match summary 36 ermmms !! 36 !! wtf 1 <ovf censored> 2 shites  3 rubbish performances ... 

Yeh, no, I listened to erm it erm too! 

11 minutes ago, Doha said:

🤣 The other week I started the complex task of looking at where we were in the form tables when you included the 3 wins in 18 weeks we 'achieved' last season, 02/01/2023 onwards to today. And comparing it all the way down to the regional Isthmian divisions, the ones were Kidsgrove and Shepshed Dynamo play in. 388 clubs in total. I gave up as it was too depressing.

As it stands since September though, we're joint 142nd/144 in the EFL and 3 conference divisions. Dover only need to pick up a point to send us 143rd 🥳

He’s doing well is Flickers, must be due a payrise 🫣

What was the thinking behind the lack of The Wonder of you before kick off AND no Glad All Over when we scored?  Another decision by her indoors to say to us fans......you've been naughty challenging my decisions so I'll stop your long standing rituals?

8 minutes ago, Mellor! said:

Says it all really , arrogance beyond belief !