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Alan Baker

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I honestly don't think Smurf will sell. I don't believe he has been motivated purely by making money, why else would you ever buy Vale?

 

The appeal with Vale, which is actually a strong selling point, is the absolute control he has. He has a high profile in the community, gets regular press attention and gets plenty of FA dinners and events to go to.

 

Sell and he goes back to being a lonely, anonymous radiator repair heir with a property portfolio.

 

Smurf loves being liked and to be honest having him around is much better than a faceless consortium. Tell him how great he is and I'm sure an announcement of big budget increases etc will follow.

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I honestly don't think Smurf will sell. I don't believe he has been motivated purely by making money, why else would you ever buy Vale?

 

The appeal with Vale, which is actually a strong selling point, is the absolute control he has. He has a high profile in the community, gets regular press attention and gets plenty of FA dinners and events to go to.

 

Sell and he goes back to being a lonely, anonymous radiator repair heir with a property portfolio.

 

Smurf loves being liked and to be honest having him around is much better than a faceless consortium. Tell him how great he is and I'm sure an announcement of big budget increases etc will follow.

 

Hi Norman, hope you're keeping well.

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I honestly don't think Smurf will sell. I don't believe he has been motivated purely by making money, why else would you ever buy Vale?

 

The appeal with Vale, which is actually a strong selling point, is the absolute control he has. He has a high profile in the community, gets regular press attention and gets plenty of FA dinners and events to go to.

 

Sell and he goes back to being a lonely, anonymous radiator repair heir with a property portfolio.

 

Smurf loves being liked and to be honest having him around is much better than a faceless consortium. Tell him how great he is and I'm sure an announcement of big budget increases etc will follow.

 

Fully agree

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Hi Norman, hope you're keeping well.

 

No problem lads. They have upped my meds and I feel that African league players from Nigeria are the way to go next year for us to storm the league.

 

Precious Um'Bongo will score us 80 goals plus next season. On £50 a week!

 

The budget needs cutting again as I have put far too much of my own money against the value of the club. If you'd actually shut up and just bought the season tickets to watch the stuff served up this year, we would not be in this position.

 

As a result match day walk up prices are now to be £50.

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No problem lads. They have upped my meds and I feel that African league players from Nigeria are the way to go next year for us to storm the league.

 

Precious Um'Bongo will score us 80 goals plus next season. On £50 a week!

 

The budget needs cutting again as I have put far too much of my own money against the value of the club. If you'd actually shut up and just bought the season tickets to watch the stuff served up this year, we would not be in this position.

 

As a result match day walk up prices are now to be £50.

 

That's written with very passable grammar and punctuation. There's no way you're Norman.

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No problem lads. They have upped my meds and I feel that African league players from Nigeria are the way to go next year for us to storm the league.

 

Precious Um'Bongo will score us 80 goals plus next season. On £50 a week!

 

The budget needs cutting again as I have put far too much of my own money against the value of the club. If you'd actually shut up and just bought the season tickets to watch the stuff served up this year, we would not be in this position.

 

As a result match day walk up prices are now to be £50.

 

LOL!

 

Another rumoured signing is M'Boko Haram who apparently has exploded onto the scene...

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