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Chelsea v Port Vale (FAC) - Match Thread

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Enzo Fernandez is dropped because he'd rather be in Madrid. 😆

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7 minutes ago, NW9Valiant said:

Enzo Fernandez is dropped because he'd rather be in Madrid. 😆

Pretty big help. Disharmony in the opposition is the foundation of many a cup upset! 

Absolutely wild feeling to be watching pre match presser on SSN for a Vale game. 

Great goal, Ben - let’s have another tomorrow 🙂
 

 

1 hour ago, Santa said:

It is a chant that implies Chelsea players and supporters are male prostitutes.

Can’t see the problem, heard it pays well that job.

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3 hours ago, philpvfc said:

Southport away was on tv but can’t remember if it was BBC or ITV. 

It was never broadcast live.

it was the leading match in Match of the Day later that evening though 

Yeah if we're talking highlights we've been on the Beeb a good few times. Everton away in the cup, only three games in the country survived the weather that day.

 

1 hour ago, Keyvale said:

Can’t see the problem, heard it pays well that job.

Indeed. One of the few legitimate ways to buy a house in that part of London. . The real homophobes are those who think there is something wrong with them providing a service. What would the likes of Huw, Barrymore, Mr Mills and Schofield do without them? Allegedly. 
 

Put it like this, if they were referred to as female sex workers, I doubt there would be much issue. 

Edited by TJHValiant

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I can't believe you can't sing about sex anymore. Starmer's Britain.

1 hour ago, CambridgeDon said:

Great goal, Ben - let’s have another tomorrow 🙂
 

 

I sse England are playing NZ in a friendly in June as a warm up game to the World Cup; wonder if the Waine Train will be heading to Wembley for that game

1 hour ago, Brian Johnson said:

It was never broadcast live.

it was the leading match in Match of the Day later that evening though 

Welcome back old boy!

1 hour ago, NW9Valiant said:

ffff.... this is so embarrassing

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Are Chelsea selling the same scarves so the manufacturers have sent us some too? A better commemorative scarf (and one I’d have probably bought) could have been the same design but the same colour-way of the right hand side for the whole thing.

3 hours ago, Osh said:

I sse England are playing NZ in a friendly in June as a warm up game to the World Cup; wonder if the Waine Train will be heading to Wembley for that game

I can hear the commentary now

- “Ben Waine with New Zealand’s opener. His disappointment of relegation with Port Vale no doubt tempered by this goal and of course his winner in the FA Cup Final!”

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