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January Transfers and Rumours

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Out of interest I assume Crosby has done a press conference for tomorrow. 

Were cutting and probing questions put to him about why our recruitment chose not to get a striker or the usual clichéd questions?

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    Issues with the hamil road toilets & tommy cheadles now! Getting ridiculous this 

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    Out of interest I assume Crosby has done a press conference for tomorrow. 
    Were cutting and probing questions put to him about why our recruitment chose not to get a striker or the usual clichéd questions?
    It's gone very quiet since Tommy Mac's departure was announced, it's almost as though the media team are hiding away.

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    3 minutes ago, Vtid said:

    Issues with the hamil road toilets & tommy cheadles now! Getting ridiculous this 

    But the player’s families have been made to feel ever so welcome.

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    10 minutes ago, Vtid said:

    Issues with the hamil road toilets & tommy cheadles now! Getting ridiculous this 

    It’s a bit of a shitter that….

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    Issues with the hamil road toilets & tommy cheadles now! Getting ridiculous this 
    Love a temporary toilet at the Vale

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    Not having functioning toilets in two stands, whilst talking about a Vale Park Campus and making a pop star the club president is perhaps the most indicative state of what’s going wrong.

    Edited by JoeB2

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    43 minutes ago, Playa Amodores said:

    PVFC, I can’t believe what the topic of conversation is on here, the day after transfer deadline day. I’ve even commented on it myself ffs🤦

    Just shows how bad it was, that fans are not commenting on the new players and how we all think the team will gel and play together. What formations do you think we will play.  We all know the formation Flickers will dictate is the possession football and hope that Loft and Willo don't get injured.  

    Instead what the fans are doing is swopping details on the food of gods and how they like their oatcakes with different things.  No harm in that at all and its refreshing to see.  We all know we are probably in trouble on the pitch and are just hoping it works out and we keep our league position.

    At least they aren't fighting each other through words or arranging meet ups.  

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    2 minutes ago, PVFC764 said:

    Just shows how bad it was, that fans are not commenting on the new players and how we all think the team will gel and play together. What formations do you think we will play.  We all know the formation Flickers will dictate is the possession football and hope that Loft and Willo don't get injured.  

    Instead what the fans are doing is swopping details on the food of gods and how they like their oatcakes with different things.  No harm in that at all and its refreshing to see.  We all know we are probably in trouble on the pitch and are just hoping it works out and we keep our league position.

    At least they aren't fighting each other through words or arranging meet ups.  

    Maybe we can have photos on here using food as formations on plates.

    A pea at left back. Stick of celery in midfield and a turnip in attack. 

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    13 minutes ago, Vale Ball said:

    Love a temporary toilet at the Vale

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    Me too! At least I don't have to trim my nostril hair once I've been.

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    1 minute ago, darren1810 said:

    Maybe we can have photos on here using food as formations on plates.

    A pea at left back. Stick of celery in midfield and a turnip in attack. 

    Lobby can be the training grounds then.  🤪

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    Don't need another turnip up top

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    12 minutes ago, JoeB2 said:

    Not having functioning toilets in two stands and having two available strikers, whilst talking about a Vale Park Campus and making a pop star the club president is perhaps the most indicative state of what’s going wrong.

    You do wonder if the people running the football club are motivated by the BAU of actually running a football club.

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    1 hour ago, Badboybubba said:

    Not Cheshire cheese, it's got be vintage cheddar for me, with smoked back bacon.. emoji39.pngemoji39.png

    I had 6 pieces of streaky bacon , cheddar cheese , a tin of plum tomatoes and chucked them all in me poveys oatcakes then dipped them in me tomatoes and bacon fat juice , fine dining at its best  # they were bloody delicious 

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    34 minutes ago, Vtid said:

    Issues with the hamil road toilets & tommy cheadles now! Getting ridiculous this 

    Yeah blocked drains apparantly. When they look down there, they will find that’s where our season has gone. 

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