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Summer transfer rumours and speculation

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Can we re-sign the young man Micky Adams kicked out of the club, who has just captained Ipswich to the Premier League?

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34 minutes ago, Splodger said:

Why would we sign a proven goalscorer in Stockton when we can re sign uche he's Guaranteed to score at least a couple of goals next season 😂...it's early days Brian but it seems lessons aren't being learnt at the vale 😬🫣

Come on Splodger ! Guaranteed to "score at least a couple" ???  We both know that's not a guarantee 😁

We never learn full stop !!

37 minutes ago, Brian Johnson said:

Would you like talk about narrative ?

How many times Uche got into double figures? Just the once, over 6 years ago.

Do you know what his best goal scoring season return figure is after that? Just the 6

Do you know how many league goals Uche's scored in the past 5 seasons? Just the 17

What an absolute poor excuse for a footballer he is. 

1 fooking goal, just 1 fooking goal and 1 assist for us and we want to resign him

Only the six goals in the Championship...

22 minutes ago, Rampant Zebra said:

Only the six goals in the Championship...

Thank you for proving my point that he is tripe.

Just to add, I have just been listening to the Ale & Vale Podcast review of the Cambridge game and they said that the fans were singing to Uche - der der der der, fooking useless.  Which says everything 

1 hour ago, Rampant Zebra said:

Are you conveniently ignoring the season he scored 14 goals for Cambridge in league 2 because it doesn't fit your dialogue? 🙂

He has also forgotten that Uche was playing in the Championship and top tier Turkish stuff, not Div 4 football. 

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6 minutes ago, TJHValiant said:

He has also forgotten that Uche was playing in the Championship and top tier Turkish stuff, not Div 4 football. 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 hour ago, valeparklife said:

It's very simple for me.

Cole Stockton would be a great shout. With Burton staying up, he's clearly surplus to requirements there. And surely we could offer a better package than Barrow.

There is our first striker.

Then we need to cherry pick someone from another smaller club, such as Will Evans or Klaidi Lolos. Carol to fund this to correct her mistakes.

There is our 2nd striker.

Then you've got Dipepa 3rd choice, and Loft 4th choice.

I think Uche will reject us personally, but let's see.

Should have been in for him last season. 

Uche is shìte, that missed header last week was enough evidence you need. Middle of the goal 3 yards out, unchallenged and he doesn't even hit the target 😂 

Spend the wages on someone else.

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1 hour ago, philmpv said:
2 hours ago, Rockape99 said:
I quite like the idea of Ironside Stevens pairing , but we need to sign some one to create for them 

Indeed. Central midfield would be the first priority for me. At least 2 players who can actually get on the ball and play.

Anyone who passes forwards would be a bonus 

33 minutes ago, TJHValiant said:

He has also forgotten that Uche was playing in the Championship and top tier Turkish stuff, not Div 4 football. 

His time in Turkey lasted 15 months. He never started a game, played 14 as sub and never scored. 

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4 minutes ago, Jacko51 said:

His time in Turkey lasted 15 months. He never started a game, played 14 as sub and never scored. 

@Rampant Zebra @TJHValiant do not let the facts get in the way of a discussion 😁

His time in Turkey lasted 15 months. He never started a game, played 14 as sub and never scored. 
Was it against Wigan that he scored the winner in the closing minutes in his first spell with the Vale?

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5 minutes ago, Fosse69 said:

Was it against Wigan that he scored the winner in the closing minutes in his first spell with the Vale?

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He did yes, scored a stunner v Sheff United too. He scored 5 or 6 in a short spell and was outstanding with Andoh. Recall us battering Doncaster and one of their lads tried to rugby tackle him and he just dragged him along the ground as he kept running! He got sent off against Burton for diving and that seemed to be that with him at Vale.

There is a player there but he looks unfit, arguably the best he looked was once he picked fitness up against Charlton then he got injured the next game.

24 minutes ago, Brian Johnson said:

@Rampant Zebra @TJHValiant do not let the facts get in the way of a discussion 😁

I wasn't, but maybe you were... 🙂

Just now, Rampant Zebra said:

I wasn't, but maybe you were... 🙂

Ha ha you were

keep it going 

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