Where's Bratty?

[Matt__99]

Planning his takeover bid of Barcelona?

[Stone Valiant]

There is a rumour going around that he has fled to the paradise island and tax haven of Montserrat after withdrawing the remining £1.37 from the Port Vale accounts after legal fees. The local government have allowed him entry on the promise that he gets them a class player for the national side and represents them at FIFA!

 

He has begun negotiations on his fee with Sepp Blatter now, but has insisted that no one member state should have more the 24.9% of the vote. He is, however, in consultation with the other carribean islands to ensure that they get a block vote of 28% to prevent any other nations dictating where the 2026 World Cup will be held!

 

A sponsorship deal has been agreed with American firm to provide the plastic pitches for future world cups alongside another firm who will provide various Park Benches for the crowds!

 

All footballers will now recieve halftime refreshments in the form a well known brand of ice-cream!

 

:D:razz:;)

[dazw66]

option 13 taking his wife charm school

[Howjy04]

option 13 taking his wife charm school

 

14.Being refused entry.Turning car around.

[fairportnick]

option 13 taking his wife charm school

 

So she can meat and greet?:D

[melv]

15. Having a spine implant because PJ has left the building.

 

16.Having a hand surgically removed from a rusty bullet hole.

[Howjy04]

17 .having someones foot taken out of his chocolate star after the A r se kicking he got on Wednesday.

[Jimmy]

He is being spoon fed by Glenn while rocking like a Romanian Orphan in the corner of Glenn's campervan.

[we8stoke]

ok sorry for this post but does glenn not live in a house does he reside in a campervan?

[Jimmy]

ok sorry for this post but does glenn not live in a house does he reside in a campervan?

 

Glenn lives like a garden gnome in Campervan at the bottom of Bratt¡s garden.

[GrattyVale]

can he dance with his back?

 

He can lie through his teeth so dancing on his back should be a doddle

[timvalefan]

18.Hanging around century street and cobridge lights, trying to earn a bit of transfer money.

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Glenn lives like a garden gnome in Campervan at the bottom of Bratt¡s garden.

 

His fishing rod brought the yanks over from across the pond.

[ItWasTheLightsThatDidIt]

Re the above picture.......

 

The ball might get past me but he certainly wouldn't. I'd give good money to be that other player!!!! :)

[Platty's Tassels]

15. Having a spine implant because PJ has left the building.

 

16.Having a hand surgically removed from a rusty bullet hole.

 

17. You would love it