How To Liven Up The Season?

[Memphis]

For ever goal scored, a free tattoo.

 

For every goal conceded, a player loses a toe.

 

For every game won, a free lap dance in ST1.

 

For every game lost a player gets shot.

 

That should instill a bit of life into the players!

[ben_chadwick01]

:clap::clap:

[Barcroft]

I'm just concerned whether or not we have enough players to see out number 4 until the end of the season :)

[Pops]

Brilliant.

[soothsayer]

I thought the Colombia FA had already adopted a couple of those rules.

[MagicFlask]

How about a version of "The Apprentice" where someone in the losing team gets fired.....that's a bit less dramatic.....and could same money on funerals.......and you could go for a TV tie in.....plus the new owners might like it.........and we could always run a vote.....

 

Just imagine Rico having to bring two players into the Boardroom and nominate who should go.......

 

Magic!!

[Santa]

Construct a set of stocks outside the ground and invite a different former director each week to be the 'victim'.

 

I'd be willing to help save the Vale by pelting the likes of Glenn Oliver with rotten vegetables, hot bovril, gravel etc.

 

Any money raised would be deducted from their own personal liabilities so they'd have a real incentive to join in the fun.

[Beza]

Construct a set of stocks outside the ground and invite a different former director each week to be the 'victim'.

 

I'd be willing to help save the Vale by pelting the likes of Glenn Oliver with rotten vegetables, hot bovril, gravel etc.

 

Any money raised would be deducted from their own personal liabilities so they'd have a real incentive to join in the fun.

or just s**t on them just like they have been doing to us:rolleyes:

[Top Dog]

Couldent we stick a pole up sombodies Jacksey and have a spit roast at half time, have you any names,????

[Santa]

or just s**t on them just like they have been doing to us:rolleyes:

Being a Lib Dem Glenn would probably enjoy that.

[Lady_Vale]

I'm just concerned whether or not we have enough players to see out number 4 until the end of the season :)

 

We only need Loft and Rico so we should be orate

[Bernies quiff]

Who was your English teacher Alf Garnett?

[Warren]

Another 10 point deduction!

[Mellor!]

Cocks out if you love the Vale.

[Leicestershire Valiant]

Couldent we stick a pole up sombodies Jacksey and have a spit roast at half time, have you any names,????

 

a spit roast?

 

ooh-er!