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God was seen walking across Vale Park this afternoon. Apparently he’s working from home.

An Englishman was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the mountains of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face. “Who’s he?” asked the man. “That’s the Memory Man.” said the bartender. “He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.” So the man goes over, and thinking he won’t know about English football, asks “Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?” “Liverpool,” replies the Memory Man. “Who did they beat?” “Leeds,” was the reply. “And the score?” “2-1.” “Who scored the winning goal?” “Ian St. John,” was the old man’s reply. The tourist was bowled over by this and told everyone back home in England about the Memory Man when he returned. A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older and more wrinkled. Because he was so impressed, man decided to greet the Indian in his native tongue. He approached him with the greeting “How”. The Memory Man replied, “Diving header in the six yard box!!

Warren, a friend of mine has passed away today with an underlying health problem. He was 57, I don’t know anything about you but I wouldn’t ignore it. When it’s somebody you know and I saw him delivering parcels ten days ago, it’s not worth taking any unnecessary risks. Three ppl are now fatherless and their mother passed away a couple of years ago.

I agree we need to furlough the players ASAP. Am I right in thinking that the club will then need to pay the other 20% or it would constitute a breach of contract, which would mean that players could leave for nothing. I’m surprised Macclesfield haven’t done it as the players will at least receive 80% of their wages as they weren’t payed in March.

thank you for your reply. It was a one verse tune with the only word chanted being Zulu and was before the Bobby Newton chant.

Should we furlough our players?

Thank you, for your help. It was him as he be wiki’d him

Thank you, I’ve just wiki’d him. He definitely wasn’t a part of this conversation.

Whilst we’re on the subject of centre halves, who was the lad we had from Spurs on loan, who I thought was absolute class. He commanded and organised the defence brilliantly and wasn’t afraid of dribbling the ball out of defence. Your help is greatly appreciated.

Phil, that’s the problem. I would vote for the best person, not who or what they represent, I’m not a shallow person and I judge ppl on how they perform and nothing else. If Mr Blobby was the best applicant for the job then that’s it he gets the job. I’d like to think of myself as a genuine person, with decent morals and standards, which is how I was raised.

I think we need to just forget about bloody diversity and give the jobs to the ppl that can do them, this leads a team to success. What a poor world we live in when we have to put ppl in place through minority representation. Hence if the best ppl are from minority groups then give the jobs to these ppl as they are the right ppl for the job. Don’t give in to pressure. An example of ppl in the wrong positions are Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbotts

What are your thoughts on the above subject, making the taxpayer pay the wages of the staff who have been placed on furlough. It’s not the employee fault and these billionaires should pay the wages, not the players.Taxpayers are football fans who go to see the players not the owners. Footballers may be on fantastic salaries but these are agreed by the owner, whilst the owners help themselves. Apparently the money the EPL have given the EFL £125m, is only an advance. It’s a total disgrace and shows the greed of these vile individuals. I believe that some EPL clubs are paying their staff and haven’t stopped so low as to furlough staff. LFC have done it even though they made £42m profit last season

Yesterday I turned in bbc1 to find this bumbling buffoon staring back at me. I decided to flick through the channels and couldn’t believe what was currently on bbc2. I thought it was so ironic that I’ve decided to share it with you

I totally understand your actions, but I’m the same with any politician, as I can’t believe a word that comes out of their north and south. Perhaps that’s what getting older does, it makes us a lot wiser and allows us to have our own opinion and can make a constructive argument. Either that or politicians just a bunch of transparent, habitual liars. I’m not a massive fan of Piers Morgan but as he says to them, ’Just answer, the question’ Just heard Diane Abbott is being replaced, I don’t know what’s shes being replaced with, might not even be human.

Warren, thank you for the reply. I’m not a member of any party and from being a young socialist, most of my adult life I’ve voted conservative, as I feel I can trust them with the economy. Gove and Hancock don’t inspire me in any way shape or form. I can’t see that Rayner and Starmer have anything in common and don’t see how they can work together, a strategic plan by the members to appeal to more ppl. My thoughts are that the leader of a party should select their own team, who they want around them and not members of a party. I suppose they’re trying to appeal to more ppl, but will lead to two parties within a party.If Bailey had gotten the leadership then I think that the conservatives would have remained in power for a long time. The only person I have confidence in is Sunak, he’s a very wealthy man in his own right, so he understands finance. I hope that he eases austerity and balances the books.