Notts County "police intel"

[Jacko51]

I believe some will be arriving very early and popping into the city centre to do a spot of shopping. Setting up airport security at the ground to intensify bag searching would probably be adviseable.

[Jacko51]

I've got a plan that I'm keeping very close to my chest, they won't track me down though I can assure you.

 

Very close to your chest? Is it a tattoo?

[valiant_stu]

I believe some fans have made arrangement to assess some weaponry at a local establishment known as "Hooters"...

[vale in the blood]

I'm not sure if I'm going yet...so may confuse the police about my whereabouts.

If I go i may take a right hooligan,and proper top boy,my 12yr old son,complete with Vale bobble hat n scarf.

[rayzer]

I will keep my hands in my pockets to keep them guessing what I might have in them, I will also be smiling before the match in anticipation of a good result, and possibly frowning after if we don't get the required result.

[Jacko51]

I will keep my hands in my pockets to keep them guessing what I might have in them, I will also be smiling before the match in anticipation of a good result, and possibly frowning after if we don't get the required result.

 

The police may be interested to learn that rayzer will probably be accompanied by notorious hooligan Argie Bargie Margie.

[Trentham Lakes Valiant]

Can you walk on the cracks in the pavement in Nottingham? Someone had best check the local Byelaws.

[Trentham Lakes Valiant]

There will be a number of Vale fans with flares.

 

And Tank Tops. We'll be proper tooled up.

[Santa]

Can you walk on the cracks in the pavement in Nottingham? Someone had best check the local Byelaws.

Constable Savage?

[Tosh]

Can you walk on the cracks in the pavement in Nottingham? Someone had best check the local Byelaws.

 

You can't fly a kite or beat a carpet in the street for a start...no singing on public transport either..

 

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Post-reporter-goes-law-breaking/story-12271927-detail/story.html

[Tosh]

You can't fly a kite or beat a carpet in the street for a start...no singing on public transport either..

 

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Post-reporter-goes-law-breaking/story-12271927-detail/story.html

 

Also since 1899 it seems Nottingham decided fruit peel was a danger to the public as a by-law was passed which said: "No person shall in any public place throw or leave any orange peel, banana skin, or other dangerous substance on any footway."

 

You've been warned..:D

[24November92]

Having lived in Sheffield for the past 25 years I might try to throw the coppers off the scent with my South Yorkshire twang whilst chewing on a Yorkshire pudding (potential offensive weapon) and singing the Greasy chip butty song.

[Jacko51]

Also since 1899 it seems Nottingham decided fruit peel was a danger to the public as a by-law was passed which said: "No person shall in any public place throw or leave any orange peel, banana skin, or other dangerous substance on any footway."

 

You've been warned..:D

 

I suggest we all go tooled up with a bunch of bananas and see what happens!

[OakhillDave]

Maybe the police should use their Intel powers on keeping track of folk joining Isis.

[Tosh]

I suggest we all go tooled up with a bunch of bananas and see what happens!

 

The Peelers won't be happy..