The Kalamazoo Kid

....but not on Tuesdays!

Yeah, but he went in for Doku, Foden and Bernardo Silva, so he was trying! (.....VERY trying 🤣)

darren1810 won't like that statement........she's signed it as simply 'Carol' ! 😆

This season has certainly been a f***ing Tragedy!

Seem to recall that she was supposedly really dismayed/angry that there was booing at the end of that game.

Assume he meant Fleetwood away this season.

Colin Garlick has!

Might as well change our name to Port Vale Community Club - PVCC ...drop the 'F' as it clearly counts for nothing - 'F All', in fact!

He's not only let himself down, he's let The Wirral down!

Typically, I was on holiday for 'the 1'.....but endured the other sodding 10! (yeah, I know - Jonah, its been going on for 44 years - and counting - now!)

Yep, a complete and utter Wonka!

Funnily enough, Smurthwaite always reminded me of a combination of Augustus Gloop with the traits of Veruca Salt thrown in!

Are Exeter 'experimenting' much - I wouldn't know if many of their team are regulars or not.

...and a Wendy House for the other players!

Rubbish. I say the same about Maradonna's 'goal of the century' against England. Cooper, Fenwick, Butcher all stood off, frightened to tackle. Who's Cooper? Terry? Not surprised he stood off as his England career finished over 10 years beforehand! 😆

and five assists! 😆

At least we're consistent with the comedy, as Smurthwaite was like Onslow!

Are you on about Bratt again?!

Shouldn't that have been "Do u need a cuddle?"

Bigger, stronger, fitter this season! 🙄

Jones is also all too keen to gob off and wave his arms at others, when one of his aimless passes has gone astray.

The OP used to be a bit of a comedy poster, going on about hammers and the like, and coming out with funny lines about the state of Vale. For some reason he's now trying to turn into a serious commentator, but just comes across as an utterly clueless joke of a poster, and is not in the least bit funny. Bring back the hammers! 😆

Created after David Batty missed the decisive penalty in England's 98 World Cup defeat to the Argies!

The Derby Telegraph states that Vale and Charlton were also keen on him, and Derby's manager Warne said on Saturday that 2 other clubs were also trying to sign him.

Indeed, but the Torres money was burning a hole in their pockets, and on the same day they did spend the rest of it wisely on Count Suarez. 🧛‍♂️