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JOHNNYAITCH

By JOHNNYAITCH
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melv Community Regular

melv

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Well now, I see the Queen as someone who sits in the background watching her subects and making sure they behave, in public at least. She doesn't say much but heaven help the subject who refuses to listen to her advice. She's been known to ban them from court until they learn the error of their ways.

 

She's a good listener and gives all sorts of advice to her subjects who write to her on many occassions wanting advice on weddings, illness and even their sex life!

 

She's even been known to tell her Parliament that what they're doing isn't the way ....she's on good terms with the King but she doesn't hesitate to tell him if she thinks he's in the wrong.

 

Considering all the above, i'd like to nominate myself as Queen. :D

 

Not going to argue against that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I do you will get me beheaded anyway.

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lymmshady Newbie

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On a separate thread ROBF was referred to by Bobbymanc as the king of OVF. Personally I think he's more of an emperor presiding over his OVF empire;) But for these purposes we'll stick with him being king of the OVF royal family

 

I see myself as a sort of distant cousin that would (should?) normally be hidden way in some tower somewhere

 

I wonder who is the Queen of OFV? The princes, princesses, who is the Duke of Edinburgh of ovf(Warren?)? The pretender to the crown? The next in line? The Oliver Cromwell of OVF etc etc

 

personally, i think you should be thinking about the royle family . you would be a shoe in for Joe from next door.

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Andyregs Newbie

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A candidate for the role of Morrissey re the OVF Royal Family?

 

Or another candidate for Cromwell or maybe more of a Thomas Fairfax?

 

Being a veggie as well as Mozzer fan I'd settle for that. Cromwells puritan beliefs count me out of the alternative though.

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