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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4795894/Stoke-schlong-Trent-is-home-to-the-UKs-biggest-willies.html

It's now a scientific fact what the survey fails to mention is that men from the north side of the stoke on Trent foot ball divide are on average 6 inches longer. This is caused by us jumping out of our seats at games far more than our bore draw rivals down the road. FACT.

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Why do people insist on making new threads on something that has already been mentioned?

 

Now I know what's coming. "I haven't had time to read through what everybody has wrote, I work/study/sit on a park bench with a two litre bottle of cider all day".

 

So, take the time!

 

Instead of rushing home to tell everybody what you have heard today, take a few minutes to see if it has already been mentioned/discussed first.

 

You want people to read what you have to say, the least you can do is to read what others have had to say.

 

FACT. :rolleyes:

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Why do people insist on making new threads on something that has already been mentioned?

 

Now I know what's coming. "I haven't had time to read through what everybody has wrote, I work/study/sit on a park bench with a two litre bottle of cider all day".

 

So, take the time!

 

Instead of rushing home to tell everybody what you have heard today, take a few minutes to see if it has already been mentioned/discussed first.

 

You want people to read what you have to say, the least you can do is to read what others have had to say.

 

FACT. :rolleyes:

 

And who made you the thread police?? :D :razz:

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Burslem is nearer to manchester that gives vale fans a weighted 3, our small dicked bretheren are nearer to brum, with a weighted 4. Speaking as a scientist, the is conclusive prove that Vale fans have longer ***** than stoke fans, but that taken in general vale and stoke fans have the longest ****s in the country. The girth figures for both sets of fans are disappointing.

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Why do people insist on making new threads on something that has already been mentioned?

 

Now I know what's coming. "I haven't had time to read through what everybody has wrote, I work/study/sit on a park bench with a two litre bottle of cider all day".

 

So, take the time!

 

Instead of rushing home to tell everybody what you have heard today, take a few minutes to see if it has already been mentioned/discussed first.

 

You want people to read what you have to say, the least you can do is to read what others have had to say.

 

FACT. :rolleyes:

 

The problem is, if you post something in the Off Topic section it doesn't appear in the lastest posts list on the home page - nothing from that section of the Forum does. So I can understand folk having a quick scan through that list, not seeing a thread and starting a new one. No need to get so shirty about it.

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:D

 

Self appointed.

 

Two litres of cider doesn't last as long as I thought it did, so I was at a loose end.

There are a few of us left with a 40 hour a week job to hold down. It then means I have more time to post off topic threads like this one instead of moaning about affording 20 quid to get in or a few quid for a pie.

I am vale I will post what I want

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