The feel good factor - new songs

[josh_pvfc]

He big he strong, you know the name Uche, Uche

He score a goal in every game Uche, Uche

He could have gone back to Crewe

The told them to f*** o** because they're poo

Big Uche Ikpeazu Vale's no.9

 

He left the Alex and joined the Vale, like every other ****ing player...

 

Only Fools and Horses would be good for Remie.

 

Ooooooooooo

God bless Remie Streete,

Viva Remie Streete,

Long live Remie Streete,

C'est magnifique, Remie Streete,

Magnifique, Remie Streete.

Doododododo

 

Also I'm sure those down the road wouldn't mind us pinching their Muniesa song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N96z7WZA54

 

Uche Ikpeazu, He joined the Vale, Like Byron and Grant.

[PVFC91]

How about to the tune of 2 Unlimited - No Limit

 

Uche, Uche Uche, Uche Uche, Uche, Uche Ikpeazu

[sandyford_valiant]

He scores with his left

He scores with his right

That boy uche

Makes bojan look shiiiite

[bhr]

How about fitting Uche Ikpeazu to the tune of La Bamba? Like the stokies are doing with marc Muniesa

 

I know many will say it's copying stoke but most songs are not original anyway. this song would get away games bouncing. Uche ikpeazu he plays for vale with Byron and andoh! http://youtu.be/ZAlbSiJ4Bl8

[bhr]

And here's to you Carl Dickinson the vale love you more than you will know oooo oooo oooo to the tune of Mrs robinson

[bhr]

He scores with his left

He scores with his right

That boy uche

Makes bojan look shiiiite

 

We really need to get rid of slating stoke and Crewe in our songs and focus on PORT VALE makes us look stupid imo. How does uche make bojan look *****?

[Desperate Dan]

He runs down the left,

He runs down the riiiiiight,

Enoch Andoh,

Makes Messi look *****!

 

 

Just as a ****take ...

 

To the tune of the Heartbeat theme;

 

Enoch,

Enoch Andoh runs down the wing for me,

Do do do do do, do do do do do

 

Notts County fans used to sing it for Ishmel Demontagnac at one point.

[cheshirevaliant]

We really need to get rid of slating stoke and Crewe in our songs and focus on PORT VALE makes us look stupid imo. How does uche make bojan look *****?

 

Do we have any songs about Crewe?

[Howjy04]

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

De de de de de de de de de

I love you Vale

And if it's quite alright

I need you Vale

To win on Tuesday night

I love you Vale

Trust in me when I say

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

De de de de de de de de de.

Repeat.

[valeparklife]

To the tune of ‘Sing Hosanna’

 

On the right, on the right, Ben Purkiss

On the right he will run past you

On the right, on the right, Ben Purkiss

Ben Purkiss is the white Cafu

[Ainsworth]

He left the Alex and joined the Vale, like every other ****ing player...

 

Only Fools and Horses would be good for Remie.

 

Ooooooooooo

God bless Remie Streete,

Viva Remie Streete,

Long live Remie Streete,

C'est magnifique, Remie Streete,

Magnifique, Remie Streete.

Doododododo

 

Also I'm sure those down the road wouldn't mind us pinching their Muniesa song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N96z7WZA54

 

Uche Ikpeazu, He joined the Vale, Like Byron and Grant.

 

I like the Remie Streete song

[Howjy04]

I like the Remie Streete song

 

[Stubbsy]

**** song from **** fans about Huth, **** it off,its ****.

 

Sorry mate but I started that because it sounds a hell of a lot better than chanting Uche as fast as possible, it also sounds like a monkey chant. Your welcome to try another chant if you want, I'll join you if it's any good.

 

the super sammy foley one got going on Saturday and will probably catch on.

 

I heard a chant for Andoh which might catch on, to the tune of olé olé olé

 

"Andoh Andoh Andoh Andoh, Enoch Andoh"

 

One I thought of for griff but could be easily turned around for Grant, I shamelessly nicked it from Villas old song for Gavin McCann. To the tune off Addams Family.

 

"He tackles and he passes

he wrestles and harasses

he gets up people's asses

his name is Antony Grant.

Antony Grant *clap clap*

Antony Grant *clap clap*

Antony Grant Antony grant Antony grant *clap clap*

 

To the tune of 500 miles, using that echo we sometimes use in when the whites go marching in.

 

And I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man that walked a 1000 miles to watch Enoch Andoh

Enoch Andoh, (Enoch Andoh)

Enoch Andoh, (Enoch Andoh)

Enoch Enoch Enoch Enoch Andoh

Enoch Andoh, (Enoch Andoh)

Enoch Andoh (Enoch Andoh)

Enoch Enoch Enoch Enoch Andoh Repeat

 

To the old Ashley Vincent Myrie williams chant i thought AJ would fit in

 

Aj, aj aj, aj aj, aj aj Leitch-Smith

 

Another simple one which could be used for any player were struggling to make a chant for, not sure what the songs called think it's sing hosanna.

 

Give me (innis/Duffy/Purkiss/Kelly) in my side keep me singing

Give me (innis/Duffy/Purkiss/Kelly) in my side I pray

Give me (innis/Duffy/Purkiss/Kelly) in my side keep me singing

Keep me singing for the vale all day

Repeat

[smithie]

For tonight

 

"Where were you at Wembley?"

[valetillidye]

i reckon they will be using that one against us ......

 

I also like the youtube video after the Chesterfield game singing "whole again", the atomic kitten lyrics are a bit naff, would be good if someone more gifted than me could make them fit

 

Looking back on when we first met,

I can not escape and I can not forget,

Baby, you are the one

You still turn me on,

You can make me whole again.