The Kalamazoo Kid

He's got that sort of cult (....that's not a typo! 🤣) figure about him, despite being pretty useless - witness the Cambridge fans en-masse applauding him when he went off today, and the Middlesbrough fans incessant "Uch, there he is" chants in the Carabao Quarter-Final. As said though, pretty useless - that missed header summed up his worth as a goalscoring striker!

He didn't but more than most. He's by far the rawest of our youngsters for me and would likely benefit most from a loan at VNL level. Has ability though Agree. He's shown flashes of talent and promise - Blackpool & Barnsley 2nd half spring to mind and he clearly has something about him for the rumoured interest from the likes of Forest and Southampton.

I didn't think that Shorrock did much at all - opinions, eh?!

Trentham Academy school?

Could do like in Game Of Thrones - have the running paths lined with season-ticket holders chucking turds, shouting 'Shame, Shame, Shame'! (...but only at existing players, not at any new signings!) 😆

Wasn't the club record nearly broken for going most games/minutes without scoring a goal. Something like no goals in 7 consecutive games?

Exeter? Something like the 95th minute at the Bycars end to grab a 1-1.

Is that right?! 😲

Yeah, and...?! The release of the retained list (/transfer listing players) will be a signal of the club's intentions of clearing out as much of this dross squad as possible, so if they want to maximise selling season tickets its pretty bleedin' obvious that they should be doing this very soon after the season, and certainly before the end of May! 🥴

Trying to sell season tickets?!

....but not on Tuesdays!

Yeah, but he went in for Doku, Foden and Bernardo Silva, so he was trying! (.....VERY trying 🤣)

darren1810 won't like that statement........she's signed it as simply 'Carol' ! 😆

This season has certainly been a f***ing Tragedy!

Seem to recall that she was supposedly really dismayed/angry that there was booing at the end of that game.

Assume he meant Fleetwood away this season.

Colin Garlick has!

Might as well change our name to Port Vale Community Club - PVCC ...drop the 'F' as it clearly counts for nothing - 'F All', in fact!

He's not only let himself down, he's let The Wirral down!

Typically, I was on holiday for 'the 1'.....but endured the other sodding 10! (yeah, I know - Jonah, its been going on for 44 years - and counting - now!)

Yep, a complete and utter Wonka!

Funnily enough, Smurthwaite always reminded me of a combination of Augustus Gloop with the traits of Veruca Salt thrown in!

Are Exeter 'experimenting' much - I wouldn't know if many of their team are regulars or not.

...and a Wendy House for the other players!

Rubbish. I say the same about Maradonna's 'goal of the century' against England. Cooper, Fenwick, Butcher all stood off, frightened to tackle. Who's Cooper? Terry? Not surprised he stood off as his England career finished over 10 years beforehand! 😆