Names for Stoke City?

[Nobber]

8 minutes ago, barny61 said:

Nobber, you havn't seen us play, I'm a happy clapper as they say on here but trust me,  it's league 2 for us next season.

I'll be rooting for you anyway.

[SJD]

2 hours ago, Nobber said:

Can anyone recommend songs to sing at them? 😜

Classic….. 

If I had the wings of a sparrow 

If I had the arse of a crow

I’d fly over City tomorrow 

And <ovf censored> on the bastards below, below

<ovf censored> on, <ovf censored> on, <ovf censored> on the bastards below

repeat

Edited March 7 by SJD

[valiant steve]

A good, loud chant of...

You'll never beat The Vale!

...will upset them more than anything else! 

[Valient1961]

4 hours ago, darren1810 said:

Great game on a Friday night. 3 penalties a red card and Joe Garner being a piece of vermin again. 

“ Oh Michael O Conner , Oh Michael O Conner “ 

[middleportvale]

4 hours ago, middleportvale said:

<ovf censored> , mate quite a few stoke are <ovf censored>.

Nunces

[MelbourneValiant]

4 hours ago, Heatwave said:

Origin of the 'Lardy' title was from a Charlton fanzine - they'd played Stoke and they commented on just how fat the majority of the Stoke support were. 'Must feed them on lard' was the comment and legendary Vale fanzine 'The Memoirs of Seth Bottomley' picked up on it.

You could also try 'who ate all the lard'.

😁

I thought it was Leyton Orient, who they had recently played circa 92-93. "Evidence of the lumpy northerners eating lard". I think Orient were referring to Northerners in general but Seth twisted it single out the fat Stoke fans, and they really are a fat bunch of bastaaards.

 

 

[robf]

Ask him about Mark Stein's hat... 

[Tim vlf]

theyre turning the bet365 into a public lavatory repeat another 2 times then and we all pissed up the boothen end ! who the f..k are stoke city !!

[andy jones]

Sing their delilah back with ...

Why why why d'you bother

There is a full song but will have to ask other Vale fans to give you the full version as I am in the pub and inebriated with hope that we can finally win a game tomorrow!

Edited March 8 by andy jones

[barny61]

8 hours ago, andy jones said:

Sing their delilah back with ...

Why why why d'you bother

There is a full song but will have to ask other Vale fans to give you the full version as I am in the pub and inebriated with hope that we can finally win a game tomorrow!

Yes, you could sing that Nobber and substitute Vale with Dale. It went like this.

Why why why d'you bother

Why why why d'you bother

So  before, you go to division four

Come up the Vale (Dale) and we can settle the score.

👍👍👍

Edited March 9 by barny61