Best chants of all time?

[biddleingy]

the old classics, the ones that make you laugh out loud are the best, such as "we can see you holding hands" to brighton fans with their response "you're too ugly to be gay"

 

not really a chant but I remember sat at highbury behind the goal when we drew with them, about 4 seats in from the segregation while all very quiet one bloke stood up and shouted at the Arsenal fans "who will you be supporting in the world cup....France"

 

"Your not incredible, your not incredible" man city fan I used to work with told me that one , brilliant! Sang at Hulk

[JOHNNYAITCH]

At Wimbledon they sung "Nah nah nah yellow and blue, yellow and blue, nah nah" to the tune of Hey Jude which always went down well

 

Mind you they also used to sing "We've got Tronde Anderson, we've got Tronde Anderson" as though they were proud of it

 

I used to enjoy watching Robbie Earle steal the show match after match

[Leicestershire Valiant]

When we were at home to Watford sometime back in the 1970's, Elton John was their Chairman, sitting in the Directors' Box, and the Bycars End sang (to the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain") "You can stick your grand piano up your a***"