Vale To Be Docked 50 Points*

[Memphis]

Vale will skip the BSP and end up in the Midland Alliance*

 

Vale Park will become a House a Fraser*

 

Micky Adams to be new manager of Bristol Rovers*

 

Ronaldo, Messi and van Persie considering a contract offer.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Disclaimer: I have no basis for these statements other than a 'tweet' I read, therefore my posts must now be true. That is all. Carry on.

[Robbie Earle's Perm]

Are you Our new resident WUM!!?

[Jinkin John Jeffers]

All true, but it's not house of fraser it's Poundland....

[scVale]

Vale will skip the BSP and end up in the Midland Alliance*

 

Vale Park will become a House a Fraser*

 

Micky Adams to be new manager of Bristol Rovers*

 

Ronaldo, Messi and van Persie considering a contract offer.*

 

 

 

 

christ I actually did nearly have a heart attack when I first saw the title of the thread and then realised it was satirical when I read the first and second points.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Disclaimer: I have no basis for these statements other than a 'tweet' I read, therefore my posts must now be true. That is all. Carry on.

[MagicFlask]

Ronaldo, Messi and van Persie considering a contract offer.*

 

I heard that rumour too.......but it was for Inter Milan, AC Milan and Juventus.......not in any specific order........

 

I hear the pasta's pretty good just down the road though.....

[scVale]

 

 

oops dunner know what happened there the server went all crazy on me, not me going all crazy and quoting meself.

[Memphis]

Are you Our new resident WUM!!?

 

Whatever do you mean?

 

I read something on the internet, and reposted it here. True, what I read wasn't exactly what I reposted, but it was close enough, and therefore must be true.

[Edge81]

Memphis, you sir have gone down in my estimation.

[Caroline Oakes]

Memphis, points 1, 2 and 4 - nonsense.

[Heatwave]

Don't be a WUM you WUM.

[Memphis]

So far today we have had threads about admin because a bloke had a text off his owd man who had misheard the radio.

 

We've had posts quoting twitter - from a person who had tweeted what they had heard in the Bycars.

 

I've read posts on facebook that Vale will be docked anything up to 25 points, based on nothing other than what people 'think'.

 

Similar to Mattholl' thread earlier, this was intended to show up the absurdity of what people are posting and also what people are willing to believe (see my 'Chris Birchall at Vale' thread).

 

At such a critical time, now is the time for facts, not hearsay and rumour.

 

If my post offends, I apologise, but it's obvious you did not read the disclaimer.

[gobbyash]

I've read posts on facebook that Vale will be docked anything up to 25 points,

 

i honestly think it could be as bad as 35 !!!!!!!!!!!!!