Everything you've always wanted to know about Port Vale but were afraid to ask...

[mr.hobblesworth]

Following on from a discussion in another thread, are there actually mineshafts underneath

the pitch?

 

Is Pereira the first Vale player to have a first name beginning with Q?

 

Does anyone remember Bill Bell stating that there was an imminent announcement that for Valiants would be akin to man walking on the moon? Anyone know what it was actually going to be? (I guess we could get Norman to ask him...)

 

Who is the highest paid player in our history? Was thinking Pope but perhaps one of the championship players might have been on more?

[Aussie Rules]

Some may not be afraid to ask questions, but the answers given - well that's something else altogether

[geosname]

From a lawyers perspective

Dont ask a question you dont know the answer to

Politician

Its not the question thats important its what you say to avoid the answer

Physician

Always ask the questions that cover your ass when you get it wrong

Police

ask question they think they already know the answer to

Fools

ask question they dont understand

Idiots

answer without understanding the question

Con men

will answer questions you havent asked to avoid being asked questions they have no answer to

Scientists

ask why no one has asked the question and dont accept there is no answer

Predictive text

doesnt ask questions but gives you the wrong answer before you ask a question

Football supporters

Ask questions because they are told nothing and treated like mushrooms with deep pockets

 

There is usually more information to glean from the question and the avoidance of an answer than in the answer itself.