Sam Kelly's Left Boot

Could of done with a litter picker on the pitch at half time.

Yeaaaahhh, chance after chance and then 1 counter attack, goal. We've seen it to many times before 🤣

Cheltenham 2 down. Come on Vale get a goal.

Have to start putting some of these chances away.

Massey 50 pence piece head.

Great chance 🫣

It's a shame we are absolutely clueless when we cross over the half way line.

I think we'll pick up 7pts at most and lose out to Cheltenham to stay up, which shows how dreadful we've been this season as Cheltenham hadn't even scored a goal in the first 25% of the season never mind win a game. We've been massively let down with recruitment, and even players released that shouldn't have been.

Wigan (A) Peterborough (A) Exeter (H) Wycombe (H) Bolton (A) Cambridge (H) In my opinion we get nothing away from home from any of those 3. Home games are massive.

It's the same for literally every other team. Pìss poor excuse.

Yeah, why not 👍🏻

The loss to Carlisle didn't help either .

Add Dan Jones to the top of that list.

Back to earth with a bang.

And 7-0 against us 🤣

Not a great first half. Chislett and Loft have been poor.

Super Loft has shafted us there.

They even gave the Vale following a dig about only being 800 or so ... how many did they bring to us?

Is that your idea of a yolk?

Great chance that for Chizzy.

No, because matey on the turnstile used to go home with pockets a few hundred quid heavier 🤣

Happy hangover in the morning my friend 🤣🍻

Snap their hand off for that. He'll probably be gone for around 250/500k.

Miss it your shìte, score it you're shìte. Can't win.

Hopefully that's exactly what she'll say 🤣