Sam Kelly's Left Boot

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Your mate Jones gave the ball away 4 times in the first 3mins.

To be fair, that was <ovf censored>. Short corner straight out for a goal kick, complete waste. Get it in the danger box, which is how we scored at the weekend.

Keeps calling their left winger "a batty man" not sure if that's his name or a nickname

That's the spirit 🤣

Reading home form last 6: W4, D2, L0 Vale away form last 6: W1, D2, L3 Can't see past another defeat. We're shocking, especially at the back. Obviously quite happy to be proved wrong!!! Can we have the start of the new manager bounce tonight, please 🙏🏻

Another huge game, no doubt end in defeat. On a side note, Arblaster on the bench for Sheff U against Brighton today.

Which speaks volumes. MOTM is the goalkeeper who conceded 3 against a team that haven't left the relegation zone all season. We were awful, again.

Fair play to you lot who attend away games, honestly it's an absolute chore turning up to home games these days never mind away. And to be totally honest, I've got a season ticket and have had for many many years but I've missed a few games this season myself because, I just can't be arsed anymore.

Nearly 20% of Cheltenham's points so far this season are against us 🤣 We must turn up to games with a big pink ribbon attached to our team bus.

kin shìte, again.

Jones injured and probably out for a while. That's the only good news come out of today.

Cause we're shìt.

It will be an absolute miracle if there's 4 teams worse than us come the end of the season. Dreadful.

Groundhog day.

Just lip read Moore, he said "what the fùcking hell have I done here"

This is dire.

Another Saturday afternoon ruined no doubt.

Port Vale Football Club can confirm that Will Ryder, Matt Done and Danny Lloyd will take charge of first-team responsibilities on an interim basis.

Dunn has also gone.

When the DOF fails massively like DF has, the manager doesn't stand a chance. No manager with any credit in the bank will be interested in being DF's puppet.

DF has failed miserably, identified 2 positions that needed filling (which we all knew anyway) and then didn't sign either. He's paid a salary to get these things sorted, it's on his head. If the funds simply aren't there then his job should be redundant, what's the point in him being here? Lose tomorrow and it will be uglier than it already is.

Get stuck in 👊🏻

Those scouts in Scandinavia weren't up to much 🤣