The Kalamazoo Kid

Thanks for that Flitcroft, you utter <ovf censored>! 🤬

They must be one of the most deluded set of fans in the country. No doubt they'll be calling Schumacher "the Scouse Guardiola", just as they labelled Alex Neil "the Scottish Guardiola" when he won 2 games in a row. Rowett was probably "the gruff Guardiola" - while Nathan Jones, Hughes and Pulis were clearly "the Taff Tvvats!"

...and Bratt was a <ovf censored> !!!

Was that from the 1999/2000 season? (...when we got relegated!) or the 98/99 season?

plus oatcakes! 🤣

Would be great if you are right - even though he came across a bit of a tvvat when they beat us at Vale Park last season, getting right into Conlon's face, whilst gobbing off and laughing at him. (maybe he was just taking the mickey out of his name, and was calling him Con-lon?!)

Always sounded like a massive vanity project from Twatcroft - including his new office with big windows overlooking it all, wasn't it?!

Not good enough.....need to be top 3! 😆

In an ideal scenario, at least 10-12 of them!

Wasn't that costing a fortune when Wildes had us using them? (at least it'll be better than the utter shambles that UEFA's Euros ticket website was today!)

The u-17 Euros tournament takes place in a few weeks (20 May - 5 June), so assuming that Dipepa will be in the England squad, a good showing from him may increase his value a bit? England are in a group with France, Portugal & Spain.......so should be a piece of piss! 😆

[Edit : duplicate planking!] 😆

I dunno - a scaffolder has left a big plank of wood at the back of my house for months now. The plank offers a similar physical profile, but is far cheaper, much more mobile and would score more!

Just that shocking missed header alone on Saturday should have had Moore immediately Googling the numbers of taxi and removal firms to send to Ikpeazu!

Has he gone yet?! (Massey) Has he gone yet?! (Jones) Has he gone yet?! (Lowe) Has he gone yet?! (Ikpeazu) Has he gone yet?! (Loft) Has he gone yet?! (Grant) Has he gone yet?! (Jones.......just for good measure!) etc. etc.

No........even with Ken now!

Hanley told him to sod off and stop pestering them - said they can get better!

Probably plays for Tranmere!

He's got that sort of cult (....that's not a typo! 🤣) figure about him, despite being pretty useless - witness the Cambridge fans en-masse applauding him when he went off today, and the Middlesbrough fans incessant "Uch, there he is" chants in the Carabao Quarter-Final. As said though, pretty useless - that missed header summed up his worth as a goalscoring striker!

He didn't but more than most. He's by far the rawest of our youngsters for me and would likely benefit most from a loan at VNL level. Has ability though Agree. He's shown flashes of talent and promise - Blackpool & Barnsley 2nd half spring to mind and he clearly has something about him for the rumoured interest from the likes of Forest and Southampton.

I didn't think that Shorrock did much at all - opinions, eh?!

Trentham Academy school?

Could do like in Game Of Thrones - have the running paths lined with season-ticket holders chucking turds, shouting 'Shame, Shame, Shame'! (...but only at existing players, not at any new signings!) 😆

Wasn't the club record nearly broken for going most games/minutes without scoring a goal. Something like no goals in 7 consecutive games?

Exeter? Something like the 95th minute at the Bycars end to grab a 1-1.