OVF Blackpool Special

[Timothius]

dunno but if you use the speedboat watch out for the offshore reefers. None of this makes sensie to me anymore!

[Guest Tony Dyche]

I have downloaded it onto an MP3, cleaned it up and messed about with it for about 15 minutes and he definitely says like

 

I have watched it frame by frame and he was clearly the victim of a trip, the bloke deffinately took a smack and ended up face down in the grass.

[shaunio]

I don't know who did the renovations but I'm suprised the hotel is looking in as good a shape as it is. If the owners would like to me to oversee the completion of the project I can provide them with my resume which includes my laptop with photos of the hotel detailing areas in which i see improvement.

 

As you can see from me previous work, it doesn't always go to plan but I'm sure it'll come good with this project.

 

[Valiant Haze]

Looks to be around £4Million worth of improvements to be made there.

[Kingsley Valiants]

I'd rather go Rhyl

I'd rather go Rhylllll

Blackpool's a sh ithole

I'd rather go Rhyl

[Guest Tony Dyche]

I don't know who did the renovations but I'm suprised the hotel is looking in as good a shape as it is. If the owners would like to me to oversee the completion of the project I can provide them with my resume which includes my laptop with photos of the hotel detailing areas in which i see improvement.

 

As you can see from me previous work, it doesn't always go to plan but I'm sure it'll come good with this project.

 

 

:D

 

I heard you took 3 years to complete one job and went massively over budget. Since then you have started but not completed 2 more projects and on both occasions upset the neighbours to a point where they simply would not co-operate with you anymore.

 

However, that was a really good presentation,and I am off on holiday tomorrow for 3 weeks, so you can have the job, but please can you do it without removing any of the current supporting walls.

[Spunk Trumpet]

After watching "Britains got talent" its rumoured that his wife said to him....... "Thats what you should do for advice on being successful Bill....... Go see Piers"

 

Il fetch me coat.

[Timothius]

" These internet review sites don't know what goes on behind the scenes in a hotel. They have blown it all out of proportion "

 

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186332-d675458-r59045704-Katrina_Guest_House-Blackpool_Lancashire_England.html#REVIEWS

 

Wrong Hotel Mr Haze

[Valiant Haze]

Wrong Hotel Mr Haze

Aye, have you read the reviews ? I think a gypo has been staying there !

[Timothius]

Bratts Fawlty Towers

[melv]

Sounds a decent idea but im concerned for H&S reasons that fire exits etc might be locked.

[Jimmy]

It would be a nice break from this messageboard as OVF is banned, but you could keep up with your IT skills as a ccertain member of staff will give them in the joint, or for a joint i am not so sure.

 

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[melv]

Being as our leaders recently gave us their blueprint for the future.Then while i was there i think it only fair that upon leaving that i should leave them a brown print im memory of my stay at the hotel.I think this brown print would be more appreciated if it was left on the **** floor.

[boltonsno1]

I wonder if Bill can afford this venture, or if he'll be in the papers soon offering hotel fans everywhere the chance to buy "shares" in "their own" hotel?

 

H2011. It has a familiar ring to it don't you think?

[Bede]

A barn conversion would have been more apt.

 

Although the fact Bratt resides at a 'farm' does hold a great sense of irony.