Sam Kelly's Left Boot

You sound like my ladie.

Do you need a cuddle?

On at 9/1 relegation aswell like many others at the time a few weeks back. Printing money 👍🏻

And zero kills 🤣

Tonight very little, Vale have given me a very healthy profit over the season though 👍🏻 the gift that keeps on giving.

You're right there, first game of the season is about bang on time 🤣

7 games, 5 defeats & 2pts. Darren Moore's white flag army.

Penalty that.

Orient 5/2 in play, lump on.

Some great balls in to the box, if only we employed a DOF who could sign a striker.

Be very lucky to get a better chance than that.

Wilson has to score there.

Debrah is a right donkey.

Don't be ridiculous.... we won't score 2.

What a load of shìt that's been assembled there as a league 1 side. Embarrassing.

What is it now, 2 league wins in 26 games?

Didn't even realise we were playing tomorrow, that's how disinterested I've become. Anyway, normal service resumed 2-0 defeat.

I'd give my left bollock for DC back, which is mad cause I gave my right 1 a few weeks ago for Darren Moore 😆

He must of looked at the fixtures and thought he's got a great chance of turning things around. He sounded a lot more downbeat and disappointed in his post match interview today. He knows himself we're fuckeď now, and he will leave Vale with a 0% win ratio.

Nope.

Be lucky to shift 1.5k season tickets next season. Never seen such a heartless, spineless, weak as pìss bunch to pull on the shirt. Sinking quicker than the titanic. Atleast we're doing well in the community though 🙄.

A win today would of just prolonged the inevitable. Hang your heads in shame.

We don't play as a team, we play as individuals, and poor one's at that. We have zero style of play, we can't defend we have no attack and our midfield is nonexistent. Other than that we're in great shape and have every chance of 3pts. Shìtcroft out. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

Unbelievable job 👏🏻

Are you my wife?