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Funniest Vale / Football Joke....


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I have finally found a reason I am a member of the Wonder of You Facebook page, really good joke....

 

A new teacher walks into his class and greets the kids.

He says "I want to know about you so I'll start. I'm a Stoke City supporter how many of you support Stoke?"

All the kids apart from John put there hands up.

The teacher asked John who he supports.

John said "I support Port Vale."

The teacher asks John why.

John said "My mum and dad support Port Vale so I do as well"

The teacher replies "What if your mum was a hooker and your dad was a drug dealer?"

John replies "Then I'd be a Stoke fan like the rest of you *****s".

 

Whats the funniest Vale / football joke you have heard (please no reference to the team that played last night, on Saturday or anything picked by Jim Gannon including Big Ex!)? ;)

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Your last line just reminded me of something I found recently; http://www.mylocalvauxhall.co.uk/retailer/view/178-arnold-clark-manchester

 

"Jim Started off so well, replacing all the older parts of the engine with younger parts, these were parts he could manipulate and it was soon revealed the main components were unhappy working with Gannon. Jim eventually went a bit mental and almost ruined the drive in our vehicle. the young parts were also unreliable, has a good eye for talented parts at times"

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Your last line just reminded me of something I found recently; http://www.mylocalvauxhall.co.uk/retailer/view/178-arnold-clark-manchester

 

"Jim Started off so well, replacing all the older parts of the engine with younger parts, these were parts he could manipulate and it was soon revealed the main components were unhappy working with Gannon. Jim eventually went a bit mental and almost ruined the drive in our vehicle. the young parts were also unreliable, has a good eye for talented parts at times"

 

Genius, seems football fans do have a sense of humour!

 

Wonder who the guy was a fan of, Stockport, Motherwell, us or P'Boro??

 

I do love the bit underneath, very pc...

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Austrian police have found the diary of one of Joseph Fritzels daughters.

 

It reads

" Monday night - stopped in got raped by dad"

 

" Tuesday night - stayed in got raped by dad"

 

" Wednesday night - stayed in got raped by dad"

 

" Thursday night- stayed in got sexually assaulted by dad"

 

"Friday night- stopped in got raped by dad"

 

" Saturday - went out to watch stoke city play !

Wish I had stopped in !!!! "

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