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Here you go. This is an AI rewrite of part of lecture. Enjoy:
In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap, Dave bid adieu to the family empire, choosing instead to pledge his allegiance to the grand realm of Port Vale. For three roller-coaster years, he's been the knight in shining armor, always ready to joust at fan forums, podcasts, or press interviews, armed with nothing but his wit and willingness to tackle any query thrown his way.
Enter me, the Chair with a flair for drama and a knack for not always getting it right (except when it comes to hiring Dave Flitcroft, that was a stroke of genius). Human, flawed, and perpetually striving to not mess things up for Port Vale, I've found in Dave a fellow traveler on the road to redemption and football glory. His move was the secret sauce to making my dreams for the club a reality, elevating our status in the footballing world faster than you can say "goal!" In short, Dave's not just a Director of Football; he's the wizard behind the curtain, transforming Port Vale into the envy of the league.
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3 minutes ago, Stamfordvale said:She's daring us to cross the Rubicon, this is now getting to a loyallty decision, some supporters or him, a dangerous hand to play methinks.
Carol trying to equate DF to Smurf is ludicrous and deeply offensive. To Smurf.We all love what Carol has done for us but blind loyalty to DF is TBH quite sad and this lecture is not likely to convince anyone about the joke that is our DOF- 10
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23 minutes ago, robf said:
Our current lead story...
Who the hell are the 17%?
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Carol Shanahan.
in Port Vale present
Posted · Edited by Alan Baker
You've got a nerve coming on here.
You're not welcome or at Vale Park. At any time. Forever.