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Lack of new signings is the least of our worries, what will these players be playing in?  Currently the keeper will be naked and the outfield players bare from the waist down in home games.  On top of this it now seems our owner is on a drug fuelled weekend binge at the Henge with all those hippie dropouts.  The big fear being that her mind could be dangerously expanded and in a moment of addled oneupmanship she could view next season as a chance to prove to Dale Vince that naturism > veganism.  Which it is.

In other news, apparently the guy below, walking bollock naked through Hanley the other day, was our as yet unannounced new keeper doing the GK kit reveal.  He was wearing Paddy Shanahan’s hair, which was to be whipped off revealing his true identity.  But he got arrested.

 

 

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Where's the coin? Are we proper skint? Overstretched ourselves? Training ground? New sound system for the robbie concert? Not sure why we did that. Didn't get much out of it. Starting to worry.

Think he bought his own speakers mate or used some Argos Bluetooth ones
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