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Here’s my 1st attempt:- (Feel free to amend!)

Verse 1

Carol has white hair, Norman is nowhere, Worrall is everywhere, Wilson’s from over there

Verse 2

Conlon scores from anywhere, and Rodney will run everywhere, Jonesy can throw it from anywhere, and Stoke City’s going nowhere,

Verse 3

Dennis has loads of flair, whilst Gibbo is f*****g everywhere, Smithy’s head is in there, and Dazza’s taking us up there

 

Don’t worry I won’t give up the day job!

Edited by valerule4ever

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What about adopting some of the vindaloo song to something like this:-

 

We are Port Vale
We're gonna score more goals than you
Cos that’s the wonder the wonder of you!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Vale too
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And a load of ale too

Vale too, Vale too we’re all off to Vale too

cos we are going to score more than you

Vale!

followed by

We are Port Vale, we’re taking the P**s

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To the tune of Old Macdonald:

Oh Port Vale have a winger e i e i o,

And on the wing they have a Dave e i e i o

With Amoo moo here and Amoo moo there, here Amoo, there Amoo, everywhere Amoo moo

Oh Port Vale have a winger e i e i o

 

 

Nathan Smith will get into your head, into your head, he will.

 

To the tune of The Darkness - I believe in a thing called love:

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel

We're super Vale and Darrell's at the steering wheel! 

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13 minutes ago, valefan88 said:

To the tune of Old Macdonald:

Oh Port Vale have a winger e i e i o,

And on the wing they have a Dave e i e i o

With Amoo moo here and Amoo moo there, here Amoo, there Amoo, everywhere Amoo moo

Oh Port Vale have a winger e i e i o

 

 

Nathan Smith will get into your head, into your head, he will.

 

To the tune of The Darkness - I believe in a thing called love:

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel

We're super Vale and Darrell's at the steering wheel! 

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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4 minutes ago, connor hackett said:

To the tune of allez allez allez.........

He drove up on the M6

To work in Burslem Town

Walsall fans were laughing

Saying Clarke will take you down

He ripped into the players

And pulled apart the team

And now we're f@!@ing flying

And were going win the league........ allez allez allez
 

That's actually class. 

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We've conquered all the tinpots
We're never going stop
From Swindon up to Stanley
We've smashed the <ovf censored> lot

Tom Conlon and James Wilson
Darrell Clarke and Dave Worrall
We're going piss the league
And win it <ovf censored> all

 

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8 hours ago, darren1810 said:

To Smallsall

You signed Zak Mills, you signed Zak Mills, how s**t must you be you signed Zak Mills . 

Walsall remind me of Scotland in the euros. Basically more bothered about beating us or drawing against us than where they are in the league table. Scotland celebrated like they had won the tournament when they drew nil nil against England and finished bottom of the group. Basically I wouldn't be bothered if Walsall got 4 or 6 points of us if they finish mid table and we went on to be promoted.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Rodney deserves a song. I didn’t watch the game yesterday but it was clear from the highlights that he was instrumental in both goals.  
 

A fully fit and confident Devante Rodney is going to be key for us doing anything this season. 
 

……….Rodney’s on fire, your defence is terrified. 

Edited by Chopper Harris
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22 minutes ago, Santa said:

I wanted to put the Dennis Politic song on Spotify on the way home last night but none of us knew what it was called. I believe it's one of those pop songs off the hit parade.

Kungs v Cookin on 3 Burners - This Girl. A rasper in fairness.

Needs to be played pre-match at Vale Park as part of the radical overhaul of music I am proposing. Root and Branch reform. Ace of Spades is being removed in favour of 2pac.

Edited by Joe B

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