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Clarkey has a football team in Burslem Town

The super side that plays in black and white

Before we had Askey he nearly took us down 

But now were on our way to the top flight

 

To the tune of Ob la di ob la da  verse "Desmond has a barrow in the market place etc.."

I won't give up the day job!

 

 

 

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I long for your touch, I want to hold you deep inside me
I want to feel you explode, I love you Ben Garrity.

Ride me, hurt me, make me scream,
Ben Garrity, you're a Vale fan's dream

I want you now, don't make me wait,
Ben Garrity, Vale's number 8.

I'm behind you begging, please let me in,
we will always love you, Scouse Benjamin.

Stay with me til morning, I want to wake up sore,
lovely Ben, I want to watch you score.

We hate Stoke We hate Stoke We hate Stoke.

 

To the tune of Throbbing Gristle's 'Hot on the Heels of Love'

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10 minutes ago, mr.hobblesworth said:

I long for your touch, I want to hold you deep inside me
I want to feel you explode, I love you Ben Garrity.

Ride me, hurt me, make me scream,
Ben Garrity, you're a Vale fan's dream

I want you now, don't make me wait,
Ben Garrity, Vale's number 8.

I'm behind you begging, please let me in,
we will always love you, Scouse Benjamin.

Stay with me til morning, I want to wake up sore,
lovely Ben, I want to watch you score.

We hate Stoke We hate Stoke We hate Stoke.

 

To the tune of Throbbing Gristle's 'Hot on the Heels of Love'

Proper lol'd at that. Brilliant.

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On 07/12/2021 at 22:58, Guitar Ray said:

We urgently need a decent Ben Garrity song for Saturday.

to the tune of Closer by Nine Inch Nails:  

 

You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you

Help me; I broke apart my insides
Help me; i've got no soul to sell
Help me; the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God
You can have my isolation; you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith; you can have my everything

Help me tear down my reason
Help me; it's your sex I can smell
Help me; you make me perfect
Help me become somebody else

I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

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2 minutes ago, Topher said:

to the tune of Closer by Nine Inch Nails:  

 

You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you

Help me; I broke apart my insides
Help me; i've got no soul to sell
Help me; the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God
You can have my isolation; you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith; you can have my everything

Help me tear down my reason
Help me; it's your sex I can smell
Help me; you make me perfect
Help me become somebody else

I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna <ovf censored> you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

Wasn't this one suggested before ?  As a song for Carol?

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2 hours ago, Guitar Ray said:

Wasn't this one suggested before ?  As a song for Carol?

It may have been suggested before but if we want a song for Carol, we should just sing the Muppets theme tune.

Shanahan, do-do-do-do-do, Shanahan, do-do-do-do, Shanhan, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, Carol Shanahan.

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