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cactuselves

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Think we need some new songs to celebrate our awesome team, here's one for Dazzler.... 

To the tune of my old man's a dustman....

 

Oh Dazzler ditched the Walsall

Who said he liked dogs not cats

But do you know what we think?

They're a bunch of stupid (prats*)

They loved him down in Bristol

When he managed at the gas

And now he's at the Vale

We are total (plucking*) class!

Oh Dazzler.... Repeat and repeat

*Other similar rhyming words can be used*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Think we need some new songs to celebrate our awesome team, here's one for Dazzler.... 
To the tune of my old man's a dustman....
 
Oh Dazzler ditched the Walsall
Who said he liked dogs not cats
But do you know what we think?
They're a bunch of stupid (prats*)
They loved him down in Bristol
When he managed at the gas
And now he's at the Vale
We are total (plucking*) class!
Oh Dazzler.... Repeat and repeat
*Other similar rhyming words can be used*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Can't see that catching on. Most of the paddock struggle with 'Vale, Vale.....'. Good effort though
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12 hours ago, philmpv said:

Can't see that catching on. Most of the paddock struggle with 'Vale, Vale.....'. Good effort though emoji38.png

Ha Ha Ha.... I shouldnt write posts after several beers whilst on a 'were second in the league' high. Not bad though in the circumstances!!

 

Maybe just Dazzler, Dazzler, Dazzler to the vale vale tune.

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We definitely need some new catchy songs about our players. Gone are the days unfortunately where most of team would have a song about them. The only players recently that have had a song for them is Pope and Marc Richards and how long ago did Marc Richards leave.
 

Tom Conlon definitely deserves one as does James Wilson. 
 

The Arsenal song for saka and smith Rowe to the status quo is really good! 

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13 hours ago, cactuselves said:

 

Think we need some new songs to celebrate our awesome team, here's one for Dazzler.... 

To the tune of my old man's a dustman....

 

Oh Dazzler ditched the Walsall

Who said he liked dogs not cats

But do you know what we think?

They're a bunch of stupid (prats*)

They loved him down in Bristol

When he managed at the gas

And now he's at the Vale

We are total (plucking*) class!

Oh Dazzler.... Repeat and repeat

*Other similar rhyming words can be used*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On to summat there mate deffo a 9/10

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8 hours ago, Chopper Harris said:

as does James Wilson. 
 

To the same tune as 'he shoots with his left, he shoots with his right....'

We got him for nowt

Some say it's a cri-i-ime

Magic James Wilson

He's our number nine!

He's our number nine

He's our number ni-i-ine

Magic James Wilson

He's our number nine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We don’t need to make them so difficult. Where’s the problem with….

”There’s only one Tom Conlon, one Tom Conlon….”

”Super, Super James, Super Super James. Super super James, Super James Wilson”

”There’s only one Jamie Proctor, one Jamie Proctor, walking along singing this song walking in a Proctor wonderland”

”ooh arr Garrity say ooh arr Garrity”

”Covalan for England” 😊

 

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18 hours ago, darren1810 said:

David Worrals always running, Jamie Proctors always scoring , can you hear the paddock roaring , Jamie is our king. ZULU .

As per the Stevie Fox ,Bobby Newton song from years ago 

Wow Darren, that brings back some memories. Don’t know if we could use the Z word anymore. 

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