Transfer rumours, targets & new signings

[robf]

I've created a handy template, you just need to change the bits in red...

<insert player name> is completely overated. Just look at his spell at <insert former club here>

We should have kept hold of Scott Brown/Shaun Brisley/Adam Crookes/Luke Joyce/Harry McKirdy/Tom Pope instead.

I think it's a terrible/awful/poor/ridiculous signing.

Darrell Clarke/David Flitcroft/Carol Shanahan have made a terrible mistake. 

Add own comments/further rant here...

[Bradwell Exile]

I've created a handy template, you just need to change the bits in red...
is completely overated. Just look at his spell at
We should have kept hold of Scott Brown/Shaun Brisley/Adam Crookes/Luke Joyce/Harry McKirdy/Tom Pope instead.
I think it's a terrible/awful/poor/ridiculous signing.
Darrell Clarke/David Flitcroft/Carol Shanahan have made a terrible mistake. 
Add own comments/further rant here...

Maybe add “Never heard of him so must be completely useless”

[Joe B]

Hope everyone is ready for 'do I recognise him? If so, good signing, if not, bad signing'

This lad better hope he has a long/memorable name so he gets off to a good start.

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24 minutes ago, valeparklife said:

So who's going to have the first negative comment after we announce a new player?

They can be back-dated if someone’s made a negative comment prior to them signing.

[Vale1995]

Josh gordon or james wilson and i would be very pleased 

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Just now, Vale1995 said:

Josh gordon or james wilson and i would be very pleased 

That’s not in the spirit at all! 🙂

[mr.hobblesworth]

Bit disappointed tbh. I thought we'd be going for quality this year but this guy doesn't seem to be any better than those we got rid of. Career stats aren't great either. Guess he'll be back-up for whoever we bring in as first choice. Hope to be proven wrong though.

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At the very least I’m sure any players Clarke brings in will be fit, passionate, team players and have that ‘bite’ needed for success in league 2. Get 11 of them on the pitch at any time and you’re off to a flyer, and we already know that those under contract are more than good enough for the challenge.

[Rampant Zebra]

Shouldn't we also have a template for players we haven't signed but should have? "Team X have signed player Y, how did our scouting network miss him" 

[aspin for england]

Maybe we should categorise signings, first team/ backup . What’s the chances of signing 15 backups 😀

[valeparklife]

[Warren]

It doesn't matter the level, fans will criticise decisions. For example how can Jesse Lingard be left out of the England squad. I am relaxed about that but some England fans are incredulous. 

[Warren]

4 minutes ago, valeparklife said:

Heard of for the wrong reasons?

[Doha]

Bored now

[Joe B]

3 minutes ago, Doha said:

Bored now

Assumed it was a 12pm teaser for 1pm announcement. Fuming.

Am heading down the Sproson with the banners. See you there mate.