Dave Roberts

[cheeky]

I have just got back from an afternoon pint in Revolution and who should I have bumped into, Dave Roberts. We got chatting about our mutual love of all things Vale and he explained to me that he had really enjoyed his time spent as Perry Deakins PA. Dave, bless him, seemed to be a very nice chap who just gave and gave and gave by all accounts.

 

He did tell me though that he was currently feeling a little down. Apparently, after crossing swords in Perrys personal lavatory, Perry laughed at "little Dave" and was in hysterics for the rest of the day. This has really affected Dave, so if you do happen to bump into him, please don't call him "little Dave" or "weener Roberts", I have a feeling it may send the gentle little lamb over the edge.

[Caroline Oakes]

Looks like Pezzer is already telling everyone at the club about "little dave", i've just had a call from a source at the club confirming this.

[Dave Roberts]

What you on about son?

[Burslem Academicals]

Or was that from "a sauce at the club".......

[Lornelounger]

Oh, and what did the haemorrhoid clinic say about your results Dave? Still dangling are they? Has the rash gone yet?

[billbee33]

What you on about son?

 

I think son is on about you Dave.

[melv]

What you on about son?

 

Come in number 1-2-3-4-5 your time is up.;)