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George

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As much as I love to see their current demise, that comment about them playing rugby is awfully outdated & belongs on a message board somewhere in 2009~.

 

I don't believe their current squad is capable of playing any sport, never mind a style of football.

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Latest news. Jones accusing someone of giving team information to other clubs before games.The other clubs have decided that they can play their academy teams against Sjoke as the first team players are still rolling on the floor,laughing at the team sheet.Nathan ,you really should be more careful who you talk to.Good work though Agent Jones.More of the same.

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Anyone else realised that we'll be playing them next season?

When they get relegated it'll be their first team (if there still is one by then after they've inevitably tried to physically assault the Coates' again) getting entered into the tinpot trophy. The rounds and groups are regionalised. 

It'll be fantastic for the local economy. Yes capital will be required for the initial investment into policing & security costs and repairs on street furniture and facilities but just think that when 150 of them get done again and sent down after another Planet of the Apes communal primate rage over another 4-0 drubbing, that's 150 off the benefits system for a few years. Reduced Spice addiction stats for Staffs PCT/NHS with 150 of them gone. Significantly less pollution in the gene pool for a significant period of time. It'll be brilliant. 

Other benefits include Pope will still be around and so we'll have the fantastic entertainment of him scoring at the incinerator dump and absolutely shlthousing his celebration. Icing on the cake will be their Intel 4004 Processor brains slowly ticking over and realising Pope's scored and the subsequent internal fighting between themselves in the Boothen Scum end, as depicted below.

 

 

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36 minutes ago, mikey said:

Just when you think things can't get any worse for Stoke, they excel themselves and lose at Crawley. Looks like agent Jones mission has come to an end.

Anyone else notice the "agent Jones" text that was read out before the game on Radio Stoke (clearly unaware that it was a Vale fan taking the piss)?

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Really, really really enjoyed Vokes giving it the bigun to a tinpot stand containing about 450 Crawley fans after scoring, because...........

 

 

guess which massive Dîckhead went on to fcuk his penalty and lose the match

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" The most expensively assembled squad in the Championship – at more than £143m – sit bottom of the pile with one point. “I don’t ask for a ride in his [the owner’s] helicopter,” Jones said recently, “I ask for time.”

Nathan....you take as long as you like mate, I'm loving it.

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4 hours ago, robf said:

When do their parachute payments run out? When that happens they're going to have to slash their squad to stay in the financial rules aren't they?

They get the parachute payments for 3 years. Can’t remember the exact figures but last year’s was £40+ million. This year it’s £30+million and next year is £15 million. Sunderland are now in their last year of parachute payments and still have blokes like McGeady on £31k a week in League One. Clattermole is rumoured to be on £40k a week. 

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They get the parachute payments for 3 years. Can’t remember the exact figures but last year’s was £40+ million. This year it’s £30+million and next year is £15 million. Sunderland are now in their last year of parachute payments and still have blokes like McGeady on £31k a week in League One. Clattermole is rumoured to be on £40k a week. 

Isn’t Cattermole playing in the ditch league or something ??? I’m sure he left on a free at the end of last season
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