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Asian bidder revealed!


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You’re all wrong.

 

Smurthwaite has been to Pyongyang and spoken to North Korean Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un who has promised us not only the Premier League title next season (as we will win every game 10-0) but also we will be Champions League winners (winning every game at least 6-0).

 

Smurthwaite’s happy as he will become an over night billionaire as he’s been promised £10 billion Won (Korean Money) instead of £2.8m and as many free holidays to North Korea as he likes!

 

I’ve also heard a rumour that Kim is that impressed with Norman’s negotiation skills that he is to be introduced to Donald Trump so that Smurthwaite can help Kim to thrash out the deal regarding the Nuclear Disarmament program - what could go wrong?

 

What is there not to like about the deal after all we will be playing premier league football next year!

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