Songs and chants for tomorrow

[smithie]

OK, this may not seem important but I hope "Norman Smurthwaite, get out of our club" isn't the only and best chant we can come up with for tomorrow (not least because that Sloop John B tune is done to death).

 

I quite like

 

"You can shove your season ticket up your axse"

 

"Where's the money gone, where's the money gone?"

 

Anything else remotely original welcome!

[Howjy04]

We are Vayul,super Vayul,super Vayul from the park.....

[Howjy04]

You just can’t get enough of Super Vayul.

[Walter]

He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants...

[Heatwave]

He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants...

 

Allegedly.

[smithie]

He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants...

 

Christ, how original! We can do better than that. He wouldn't be remotely bothered by that anyway.

[Walter]

Christ, how original! We can do better than that. He wouldn't be remotely bothered by that anyway.

 

Oh yeah you've come up with some completely out of the box suggestions. No one has heard them before.

 

He's already said he doesn't give a **** about ST sales and it's clear where the money is.

[smithie]

Where has he said he doesn't give a **** about season ticket sales?

 

If you can send me the link I'll happily print that off and give it out tomorrow because if that's true he's as good as said goodbye to ST sales.

[Santa]

He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants...

Signs who he wants...

[Walter]

Where has he said he doesn't give a **** about season ticket sales?

 

If you can send me the link I'll happily print that off and give it out tomorrow because if that's true he's as good as said goodbye to ST sales.

He private messaged a bloke on Twitter.

 

[Cheeky Cheddy Whites]

Smurthwaite, wherever you may be...

You shafted Vale but you can’t shaft me.

We want it sold and we mean just that...

So f**k off to Nuneaton you greedy tw@t.

[Jacko51]

The owner has expressed concern about the use of foul and abusive language when there are children about so it may be wise to keep on the right side of that and remove any chance of criticism of the protesters. Interestingly, he doesn’t seem to have an issue with the foul and abusive language his daughter has used on Twitter. Double standards there Mr Smurthwaite.

[smithie]

Smurthwaite, wherever you may be...

You shafted Vale but you can’t shaft me.

We want it sold and we mean just that...

So **** off to Nuneaton you greedy ****.

 

Nice one.

[smithie]

The owner has expressed concern about the use of foul and abusive language when there are children about so it may be wise to keep on the right side of that and remove any chance of criticism of the protesters. Interestingly, he doesn’t seem to have an issue with the foul and abusive language his daughter has used on Twitter. Double standards there Mr Smurthwaite.

 

I'm sure I heard the Doncaster coach swear at the linesman at last Tuesday's reserve game.

 

I'd never have expected that in a football ground.

[Walter]

Loads of bad language we want use.