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Sting notices a number of Port Valers on the internet claiming that Mr Smurthwaite is "thick" and "a *****". Sting would like to point out that this does not appear to be the case at all. If what Port Valers are claiming is true, it seems that Mr Smurthwaite has similar interests to Sting, looking to make money and having a great deal of sex.

 

William of Ockham: "It is futile to do with more what can be done with fewer". This, ISO, does not apply to sex and Mr Smurthwaite looks to be of the same opinion.

 

Sting praises Mr Smurthwaite for his commitment to sex and money, it is not the behaviour of a "thick" or "moronic" man.

 

Peace and prosperity. And sex.

 

I've quite clearly missed something here??? What (Or Who) has NS allegedly been up to?

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That insinuates prostitution which is illegal and inappropriate to suggest without evidence as it’s not what the rumours are about.

 

Keep it light hearted Owd, you are better than that.

 

Sex man is law obiding so the rumours go!

Light hearted REP !. I find it more like it's amazing that any woman would even look at him not only for his looks but more because of his horrible personality.
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That insinuates prostitution which is illegal and inappropriate to suggest without evidence as it’s not what the rumours are about.

 

Keep it light hearted Owd, you are better than that.

 

Sex man is law obiding so the rumours go! 😘🐶

 

Doesn't the Catholic church preach that you shouldn't have sex before you have paid for it?..... church, flowers, food fest, booze up etc for a wedding.

A number of people pay for sex after the act.... STDs, unwanted pregnancy, kids, appearance on Jeremy kyle etc.

Is that light hearted enough mate?... I do my best

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