Match Thread - Port Vale v Stoke C U21

[elav trop 1876]

None of their players are ever making it.

 

Played pretty passes and cheeky flicks but created nothing. Defensively a shambles.

 

They've spent millions bringing some of the kids to the club, millions on a state of the art training pitch, and have been put to the sword by a fat non-league striker ().

 

Perhaps norm is in talks to sell them ours right now whilst he is in overdrive with his calculator totting up the cost of repair damage without any mates rates (-:

[Doha]

Lads. That flick from Oyeleke for the 3rd. He's a genius.

[Heatwave]

Imagine getting banged up in HMP Stafford with convictions for criminal damage and assaulting police officers because you were giving it the big I am taking 3800 to a boycotted U21 academy match, getting trounced 4-0 in the Checkatrade

 

 

That scum club really are the gift that keeps on giving. Can't wait play them in league one soon.

 

 

 

If they were banged up in HMP Stafford Doha it's worse than you might think - it's dedicated to sex offenders.

[Hagrid]

Lads. That flick from Oyeleke for the 3rd. He's a genius.

 

People have likened him to an all-action midfielder.

 

With this new system, he sits 'in the hole', to use a cliche, and isn't as all action as he could be.

 

However, he pops up once or twice a game with a touch of class, a proper playmaker who creates chances from nothing. Conlon and Kay give him the freedom.

 

If we start treating him as more of a David Silva than an N'golo Kante, I'm proper buzzing to see what he can do. Baller.

[Regal Beagle]

Lads. That flick from Oyeleke for the 3rd. He's a genius.

 

We seriously need him signed up long term.

[Guest]

Men against boys 1st half, Stoke’s youngsters passed the ball about neatly with zero cutting edge and the result was inevitable.

 

As for the fans, a few hundred absolute idiots decided to come and cause criminal damage and they should have the book thrown at them, let’s hope they get caught on CCTV and punished accordingly. Brain dead.

[Doha]

Some excellent shlthousing from the lads for the 2nd and 3rd goals, giving it to the **** fans.

 

Hannant wins motm for drinking the lager after the 3rd though.

 

[Vital Spark]

Well done Stoke, you even managed to lose a no-lose situation! Your arrogance and disrespect backfired on you big style.

 

Laughing stock.

[George]

Well done Stoke, you even managed to lose a no-lose situation! Your arrogance and disrespect backfired on you big style.

 

Laughing stock.

 

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[Sandyford_Lion]

Men against boys 1st half, Stoke’s youngsters passed the ball about neatly with zero cutting edge and the result was inevitable.

 

As for the fans, a few hundred absolute idiots decided to come and cause criminal damage and they should have the book thrown at them, let’s hope they get caught on CCTV and punished accordingly. Brain dead.

 

 

Come on T P your youngsters were very poor

 

Thats why it hurts oh and the fact that you lost again to the Vale

 

Told you all before you came. Youngsters or not

IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU LOSE

[Hagrid]

Some excellent shlthousing from the lads for the 2nd and 3rd goals, giving it to the **** fans.

 

Hannant wins motm for drinking the lager after the 3rd though.

 

 

Iconic group of boys this.

 

No shame or hesitation from Pope, Vassell, Hannant et al in goading them. Elite mentality.

 

Hannant isn't from round here, isn't a Vale fan, but put the most into winding the Lardies up to the extent that they punched some urinals and threw seats at eachother. Proper hero.

[Mario]

Men against boys 1st half, Stoke’s youngsters passed the ball about neatly with zero cutting edge and the result was inevitable.

 

As for the fans, a few hundred absolute idiots decided to come and cause criminal damage and they should have the book thrown at them, let’s hope they get caught on CCTV and punished accordingly. Brain dead.

 

Vale had a few youngsters out there tonight as well only difference is we didn't pay for them.

[Guest]

Come on T P your youngsters were very poor

 

Thats why it hurts oh and the fact that you lost again to the Vale

 

Told you all before you came. Youngsters or not

IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU LOSE

 

It doesn’t hurt in the slightest, genuinely not one iota. The youngsters weren’t great, once Vale picked their strongest team it was always destined to go that way.

 

Just disappointing that a load of idiots ruined the occasion.

[mr.hobblesworth]

Did Pope have something written on his chest or was he just showing our neighbours what a flat stomach looks like?

[Heatwave]

What's Popey got on his chest that he was so keen to show the Stokies after he scored?

 

Edit: Hobbes beat me to it. I hope it's a big Vale crest tat.