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Your Five Most Annoying Football Commentators/Pundits...


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Andy Townsend

Clarke Carlisle

Jonathan Pearce

Jacqui Oatley

Garth Crooks

 

Bunch of absolute pipes!

 

(John Motson is starting to **** me off, but he's a legend, so he escapes.... just!)

 

Pearce is so obnoxious it's untrue. He used to drink regularly in a sports bar I used to manage on the Holborn Viaduct and would walk in thinking he owned the place, the regulars hated him even though he would flash his cash and regularly buy rounds. Just goes to show money can't buy you friends.

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Too many to mention, but Alan Green is dreadful. So full of himself.

 

Jim Beglin grrrrrr

Andy Townsend

Ian Wright gets on my nerves

Jonathan Pearce

McGarry

Garth Crooks

Niall Quinn , even the Irish hate his commentaries.

The best commentator I've ever heard was the late Bryon Butler with BBC Radio back in the 70's.

He could paint a picture. Ian Darke was great then too, and still is. Peter Jones was marvellous as well.

Nobody can come near those 3 for me.

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Chris Hargreaves is now manager of Torquay' date=' he's very decent to chat to face to face?[/quote']

 

Met him a couple of times as he ran sports shop in Sidmouth and he was a nice chap; enjoyed a good chat about his experiences of playing at vale Park. But I can't get along with his punditry on the local BBC news..which has probably stopped now anyway

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Alan Parry. Hated him since his patronising commentary of the Vale WBA play off final.

Andy Townsend. Master of the bleeding obvious.

Michael Owen. Mr Monotone.

David James. Arrogant and sounds as though he can't be bothered

Steve Claridge. Talks rubbish.

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All of the Liverpool cartel need binning:

 

Mark Lawrenson - sounds like a grumpy old man who you'd avoid at all costs and looks like he lives in a skip

Alan Hansen - Wouldn't criticise Kenny Dalglish on MoTD (even though that's his ****ing job!)

Michael Owen - Boring twonk with a monotone voice who doesn't even like football

Robbie Fowler - A slumlord and total whopper who gave homophobic abuse to a fellow pro on the pitch

 

A special non-Liverpool mention has to go to Jonathan Pearce. What is it about football pundits from Plymouth that makes them such insufferable blerts? See also: John Acres

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