Deadly Spiders head to SOT!

[SuperValiant1876]

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/Spider-alert-Stoke-Trent/story-19922517-detail/story.html#axzz2hd3aitBh

 

 

You probably won't die if one bites you, they apparently like dark warm places like your bed. Sleep tight!

[Beza]

INCEY WINCEY spider climbed up the spout,:nailbiting: down came the rain and washed the FU****S OUT:onthego::onthego:

[Lornelounger]

Not a problem - you'll find if you whack them with a shoe, they die just like the others....

[Bede]

They're no more dangerous than a wasp, unless you're unfortunate enough to have an incredibly rare allergic reaction.

 

I'd still run like a massive girl if I saw one, mind. ****ing hate spiders.

[Lornelounger]

Just look them in the eye, tell them to put their head between their many knees and kiss their backside goodbye, and wallop them with something heavy. Doesn't matter how big they are, it always works. Haven't had one yet take the shoe off me and fight back....

Next doors dog, on the other hand....

[geosname]

Even peanuts can kill if you have an allergy to them... Some of the spiders here jump... I have found scorpions, toads [not toes] and even a snake in my shoe... but the worst by far are the ants, they get everywhere, eat anything and even the tiny ones bite.

[geosname]

Just look them in the eye, tell them to put their head between their many knees and kiss their backside goodbye, and wallop them with something heavy. Doesn't matter how big they are, it always works. Haven't had one yet take the shoe off me and fight back....

Next doors dog, on the other hand....

 

If you come over I will introduce you to harry the spiders granddad... he usually carries the shopping for me, small body but an 8" leg span.

[bookworm]

Even peanuts can kill if you have an allergy to them... Some of the spiders here jump... I have found scorpions, toads [not toes] and even a snake in my shoe... but the worst by far are the ants, they get everywhere, eat anything and even the tiny ones bite.

 

Doesn't Formic acid sting.:D

[bookworm]

as for spiders, not a problem,tickle them with a baby bud, they wont bite you.

[Lornelounger]

"Harry the spider's granddad" - now I'm intrigued!

Whereabouts would you be to have a spider who carries the shopping?

And can they hoover?

[bookworm]

Handy if you've got a few shopping bags.

[geosname]

"Harry the spider's granddad" - now I'm intrigued!

Whereabouts would you be to have a spider who carries the shopping?

And can they hoover?

 

I dont like spiders, Ive seen tarantulas with their big bodies and hairy legs but harrys granddad is different, small body and very long legs... he doesnt actually carry the shopping... his rates are too high... so I let him live in the top corner of the bathroom where he kills and eats many varieties of insects... we have a very amicable agreement... he doesnt bother me and I dont disturb him.. or his relatives who live by the fish pools [strange ones with all legs pointing forward] who catch the mosquitoes who lay their eggs for the guppies to eat.

I am told there are bird eating spiders in the wooded areas, although I havent seen them, but as I said the ants are worse, although the locals dont seem to mind them... probably because they eat them.

[Valiant62]

Even peanuts can kill if you have an allergy to them... QUOTE]

I found a peanut in my bed once. I ate the little f'er, well 'ard me.

[Markie G]

How is it deadly ?

 

Is the bee a killer insect now ?

[geosname]

How is it deadly ?

 

Is the bee a killer insect now ?

 

If you have a severe allergic reaction to their sting.... yes