Spunk Trumpet

All of those mentioned, apart from Sang, are on over 2k a week. Somehow we’ve got to ship them out. To have players who can’t cut it in league 2, on 2k plus a week, is a recipe for disaster. Thankyou Mr. Flitcroft and Thankyou Mrs Shanahan for this total mess. She has a hell of a summer rebuild because of her inability to keep her eye on the ball. It is what it is.

I honestly think we should extend Lofts contract. Give him two more years. And work with him. Come 2027 we may get 5 goals from the bloke. Give Massey an extension as well. Loved watching him this season. Full of goals and assists. Glad we’ve got Ojo for 3 more years. I mean when the going gets tough you really want someone in the trenches like that lad! Keep Debrah on. Another yard on that long throw and he’s a huge asset. Iacovitti. “The Yak”. Give him 5 years. Silky smooth on a football. Can do things other footballers can’t. No, seriously. He actually can. Grant. 3500 quid a week is a snip! A wand of a left foot. Sadly it’s stuck up Sootys backside. Uche is definitely the way forward. He will come back as a monster truck in another life. Only he will probably mow over the fans. Tom Sang. If football was karaoke he wouldn’t get another song again. Sang enough. And Smith. 400 games. Here’s to the next 400. Because this club is absolutely going somewhere with a captain like him. He will be a world beater at pinching his strikers back in league 2. For those knocking Darren Moore he will know what he’s been given and what we have to work with next season. He’s here for the summer and he is going to build his side. I’ll be amazed if anymore than 1 of those are in his plans for next season.

They had an off night with their star player out injured. We had Alfie and Ollie. Take them out of our side and you have seen what you’ve got. I was there that night. Singing Stags are falling apart again. It’s time we owned our own failings. Not only have we fallen apart we have been broken into pieces and Mansfield will be having the last laugh tonight. And rightly so.

My life is a choice, sunshine. No need get personal. Sorry if you don’t like my double xx. xxx

Or lived all around the country, and abroad, seeing new things in life and broadening my horizons. Packmoor Vale. Another one living rent free. You’re welcome flower xx

I think you’re obsessed with me. Rent free sunshine.

You see, when you royally <ovf censored> up in life (and we’ve all been there) you are normally held accountable to a handful of people. She’s accountable to thousands who have loved this club long before she was around. That statement is like a fella begging his Mrs to stay, with a big speech about how he’s sorry for cheating and look at how much I love you. There’s no disgrace in owning your <ovf censored> ups in life. One single sorry followed by how much I love you just doesn’t wash. A better statement would have been how sorry she was in taking her eye off the ball. How sorry she was for giving Flitcroft those windows and allowing him to dictate the club. How sorry she was for not fixing things like the toilets in the paddock whilst yards away she eats prawn sandwiches with Robbie Williams. How sorry she was for getting rid of good people at the club who were at the heart of our play off success. How sorry she was for royally <ovf censored> up this football club when the fans were <ovf censored> telling her 18 months ago! Her promises and words now mean nothing. Honeymoon period well and truly over.

I’m sorry but that’s just virtue signaling political waffle. And please don’t state that you’ve always put the football side of things first because it’s a blatant lie. Even on our relegation day she mentions the community. Just get the summer right. Get proper footballers on the pitch. Real men with fight passion and skill. And stop making empty promises.

No. He played 40 odd games in the season we finished 20th in that league! Conor Hall made him look silly in the year we got promoted. Positionally he’s a liability and has been an absolute banter captain. He’s played 400 games for the club and will never ever be anywhere near legend status. That says it all.

Me. Just need 3 full backs, 3 central defenders, 3 midfielders, 3 wingers, 4 strikers and maybe a goalkeeper. No problem.

I’ll say it now….. If the academy lads stay and we go into next season with Dipepa, Lomax, Shorrock, Plant, Walters etc, as regular starters, we will be in for a long hard season battling for our league status. Those lads, maybe not Dipepa, need to be on loan to national league north teams. To gamble on those kids will be just that. A huge gamble. We need a proper football team of men next season to fight at the right end of the table.

I’ve been saying it for 7 seasons or so. Let’s not make out that he’s a great defender even in league 2. Because he’s not. If he was put on the transfer list who would come in for him? He can kick a ball. Head a ball. And use the dark arts. Beyond that he’s crap.

A must keep is Garrity. I wouldn’t like to see Chislett leave. If Ripley leaves I’ll have mixed feelings. Any of the others can get in the bin.

He’s garbage. Best he moves on for both parties. He will never ever improve from here on in.

It hasn’t been only a bad season. It’s been an atrocious 16 months. From Garlick being tossed aside, to Clarkes sacking, to Flitcroft become all things football, to Crosbys boring tippy tappy crap, to a cup run we got caught up in despite playing anyone of significance, to three shambolic transfer windows, to relying on loan players and kids, to giving Flitcroft another January window and yet again no striker in sight, to sacking Crosby who should have been gone months before, to then sacking Flitcroft who should have never taken over the football side in the first place, to the embarrassing pathetic open letter from Carol, to her even more embarrassing pathetic these players are phenomenal speech, to Flitcrofts relegation isn’t in my vocabulary arrogance , to god awful players, to Darren Moore who quite frankly I’ve no idea what his philosophy is, to no bogs in the paddock, to the cringeworthy “El Presidente”, to the arrogance of the entire hierarchy of our proud football club of 148 years. Shame on you all. Disgraceful season. Anyone who actually turns up next week needs to see a doctor. The fans don’t deserve League 2 football. The club and those associated on the payroll do. Pathetic Vale. Pathetic.

As it currently stands we have conceded 87 shots in just less than 6 games. Marvelous stuff.

Apart from Peterboroughs goal in the first half it’s a replica of that. 4 parked buses. Deeper than a sea diver. No focal point up top to counter. It’s a game of attack and defence. Should be 4 down. The outcome is inevitable.

They couldn’t fight themselves out of a paper bag.

A grown man living in a democratic country being able to say what he wants. Amen.

I don’t think we should have made the journey. This lot of clowns will prove I’m right at 5 o clock when they’ve been absolutely mullered.

Happy relegation day. You poor fuckers who are going and wasting your money on the worst Vale team in generations, should be wearing black suits. First away game of the season we got done 7. Last away game of the season might just beat it. Id like to thank Andy Crosby for his dull tippy tappy, nicey nice crap football. A big shout out to Carol Shanahan who puts all her energy into Port Vale Community Centre. And let’s not forget the scumbag that is David Flitcroft. Who managed to assemble the worst, most pathetic, most effortless squad in Port Vales history, over the course of three glorious transfer windows, and got away with it. Go out there lads and show your worth. And may most of you be <ovf censored> off out of this club next season you absolute bunch of bottle job no hopers.

It’s raw because of how it was done and our demise since. I don’t know the man personally but how he went from Carols go to guy, to leaving alone on the pitch, within 24 hours, should have sent red flags to everyone. We are down. The feeling I will have tomorrow won’t be anything near as the anger I had when Flitcroft and Crosby continually overstayed their welcome at this club. Almost all could see it. Apart from the person that matters. Bolton to score 4 or more tomorrow is 5-1. To score 5 or more is 12-1. To score 6 or more is 28-1. Lump on all three and there’s your season ticket for next season.

It’s not an “old chestnut” though is it? It’s still raw considering it was only one year ago. The point being that from that point, give or take a few weeks, the club has been sinking like a ship ever since. Good people at this club have been tossed aside like yesterdays news. Colin being one. I said all along Carol was being gaslighted by Flitcroft. I’ll stand by that forever and a day. And it’s not an easy thing to come to terms with once you realise it. Her relationship with Colin always seemed strong. And especially Clarke. It was a sad end and the start of our ultimate demise unless an absolute miracle happens on Saturday.

“We would like to place on record our sincere appreciation to Colin for his support and commitment, especially in the early days when we purchased the club, during which time his football administration knowledge, understanding of the industry and experience was invaluable to us. “Colin is a good man, a friend and somebody we will always be grateful to for his advice and guidance when we became custodians in 2019. Colin and his family will always be welcome back at Vale Park and we wish both Colin and his family well in the future. “I am really excited about the leadership team we have built and the plans we have in place, initially in the short-term in what will be our first full close season since we became custodians, and then also in the longer-term as we continue to grow and improve to fulfil the objective of becoming a Championship ready club, on and off the pitch. “We will communicate further details on the new leadership group in the coming days and weeks. Clearly, it was important to us that we showed our gratitude to Colin and informed Vale supporters of the changes before Colin leaves us.” On behalf of the staff and supporters, Port Vale Football Club would like to place on record its appreciation to Colin for his contribution and service to the club. We wish him and his family all the very best for the future. Colin will also leave his role as a Trustee of the Port Vale Foundation. This weekend, Colin will be at Vale Park for his final match at the club in an official capacity and will be on the pitch at half-time to receive thanks from staff and supporters for his dedication during his time at the club. ………………………………………………………… This was announced on Friday 31st March last year. The man had 24 hours to then say a goodbye. No notice. Just basically get gone. That was the statement. This was two weeks before sacking Darrell Clarke as well. 13 months down the line and it’s been a catastrophic error of judgement, or just a sheer power trip. You don’t do 7 years service at a football club, get advertised you’re gone on the Friday, say your goodbyes on the Saturday and never to be heard of again. Make of it all what you will but critical think these things. It’s why “we are where we are”.

Calm yourself down. You don’t seem to grasp the bigger picture. Im off bed now but I’ll pick you up on two points. Under Crosby it was utter garbage. The pattern they played to was to pass the ball sidewards and backwards for 4 hours and do nothing. It sent me to sleep. His record was atrocious. And finally, if there are a certain amount of players that don’t want Moore there, then <ovf censored> them off out of the club if they can’t be bothered to put a shift on for the badge, for the fans, for themselves. How dare they on thousands a week. He’s the boss. They were garbage under the previous one. There’s your pattern.