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  1. Good evening Valiant62, One hopes you are well on this fine and somewhat mild evening in March. Jeff would like to inquire into whom you think is good enough to play football for Mr Clarke out of the current bunch of 'footballers' he has had the unfortunate pleasure of inheriting from John Colin Askey? The last time one witnessed a performance as bad as anything this bunch churn out every Saturday is when one attempted to do "Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain on karaoke in a Sports Bar in Cleethorpes back in 99'. One won't go into the full details but the reception was f
  2. Good afternoon fellow Valiants, One hope's you are doing well on what is a glorious afternoon here in the Pottery capital of the world. Spring really is in the air today isn't it friends? Here are the Valiants that one would like to see stay at the Wembley Of The North in our quest to bring glory back to the streets of Burslem: Mr Worrall. Mr Conlon. If Mrs Shanahan, Mr Clarke and Mr Flitcroft are serious about bringing glory back to the streets of Burslem, they should seriously consider taking every player into an office, regardless of their contract situation, and sa
  3. Good evening fellow Valiants, One has been away from this exquisite platform for some time so one would hope that you have all been keeping well in these troubled times. Especially one's good friend Jacko. One won't go into too much detail so cutting a long story short, one was called out to sea to deal with an emergency that only a seasoned Sea Captain like Captain Jeff could deal with. One would like to take the time though to give one's full support to Mr Clarke and wish him all the best in his quest to bring glory back to the streets of Burslem. One's backing is also extende
  4. Good afternoon fellow Valiants, One hopes that you are all keeping well during the festive period in these troubled times. Another desperate afternoon was had yesterday as a fellow Valiant under the management of John Colin Askey. One uses the word management very loosely here. Back in 82' one was the Captain of a reasonably sized fishing vessel, at first things were great, one was catching a plethora of creatures from the sea. Then after a while things didn't go so well, week after week Captain Jeff had no fish to show for his efforts. When arriving back on land one was summon
  5. Good evening Jacko, As ever, I hope one is well. It's always a pleasure to be greeted by your presence, one would say it even makes one's day in these troubled times. One wishes you all the very best throughout the festive period. Jeff.
  6. Good evening Ron C, I hope you are well on this December evening. Ron C seems like a man that one could enjoy spending time with as he clearly loves a strong drop. In the previous decade glory was returned to the streets of Burslem via Michael Richard Adams. One wishes for glory to be returned to the streets of Burslem again. All the very best Ron, Jeff.
  7. Good evening Moz, Hope you are well on this December evening. As one's fine self still believes that John Colin Askey is the man to bring glory back to the streets of Burslem despite the Valiants flagging in the bottom half of the fourth tier of English Football. One would just like to know which alcoholic beverage one is consuming this evening? As stated previously, one does love a strong drop! All the very best, Jeff.
  8. Good evening fellow Valiants, Well another game where the Valiants should've walked away with three points, yet didn't. One has to say this is getting quite underwhelming now, one was under the impression that glory was going to be returning to the streets of Burslem in 2021. However, one now seems resigned to accept the fact that it will be another mediocre finish in in the fourth tier of English Football. Does anyone still think John Colin Askey is the man to bring glory back to the streets of Burslem? If so, one would politely recommend the alcohol you are currently consuming
  9. Good evening stupers, One would like to take the time to wish you all the best over the festive period. You and the the gentlemen have done a sterling job. The podcast has taken over Tony Christie's Greatest Hits as one's most listened to audio on the old Spotify machine. All the very best, Jeff.
  10. Good evening toyahw, I hope one is well on this fine and one must say mild Decemeber evening. 7 degrees. Maybe Al Gore had a point about the old climate change after all. The great thing about our great nation is we welcome healthy debate, and if not derogatory, all opinions are welcomed. Even if they are wrong, like yours here. One must say that as a legitimate enthusiast of both Ale and Port Vale, the gentlemen have done a fantastic job in giving one's self some way to spend an hour or so of his time away from the dark and troubled times we so find ourselves in. One would imag
  11. Good evening fellow Valiants, I hope you are all well. Did you know that on this day in 1985 Australian cricketer David Boon scored his 1st Test century with a 123 versus India at Adelaide. Pretty incredible. Unfortunately fellow Valiants, sitting 14th in the fourth tier of English Football is not as incredible as David Boon's 123 against India back in 85'. The prophecy claimed that John Colin Askey was the man to bring glory back to the streets of Burslem, a prophecy misread it could've been. All the very best, Jeff.
  12. Good evening fellow Valiants, Leaving Mr Askey in his position until January would be too late, and we would be condemned to a season of misery. A season that would be on par with a meal I once had in the Charnock Richard Service Station back in 2004. One won't go into the full details, however, I still can't bring myself to eat a Lasagne to this day. To sort our current issues out down in Burslem Town, Mrs Shanahan needs go down to Mr Askey's office, bang on the door and shout "Hey Jonny, YOU'RE FIRED!" All the very best, Jeff.
  13. Good evening again Fred, You seem a very respectable chap and therefore one fully respects one's views. In regards to John Colin Askey whilst speaking stats and facts, Mr Askey has now lost 53.33% of his league fixtures whilst managing Port Vale throughout the current campaign, in what was touted to be a season of glory. In one's opinion keeping Mr Askey in his position would not bring glory to the streets of Burslem, but leave the the area as subdued as I imagine Mr Askey sounds after he's been told some really good news. All the very best Fred, Jeff.
  14. Good evening again Fred, I hope you don't mind me referring to you as Fred. Of course, I'd be delighted too. In all competitions John Colin Askey has a win percentage of 38.6%. 32 victories. 22 draws. 29 defeats. All the very best, Jeff.
  15. Going back from 1968 only four managers who won more than they lost : Gordon Lee, John Rudge, Micky Adams and John Askey !!! Good evening Birches Head Fred, Pointless facts are something that I myself, really enjoy. One hopes you don't mind me sharing one with you also? Here goes! Did you know that Rob Page had a better win percentage than John Rudge? 37.6% to 37.1%. All the very best, Jeff.
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