Frank Mustard

Behave yourself.

Me personally... Not a F**king lot and that's being kind. Another one who loves the sound of his own voice. A voice that spouts a load of old bolloxs.

Perhaps he was too busy sorting out the deal to bring Darren Moore to the club? Slightly more important than a cosy little chat with Phil or Mike.

Has he got a Nokia 3310?

Have you finished designing next years kits yet, Patrick?

He’ll continue to spend more time on his arse than his feet?

Life would be pretty boring if we all had the same opinion. Personally, I’ve seen better wingers on Wolstanton marsh on a Sunday morning.

You've never mentioned it.