Birches Head Fred

If Uche goes I won't be too concerned as I assume we have a replacement lined up as well as another body due in as cover. Plenty of twists and turns yet and it would be suicidal to allow one striker to leave without a replacement lined up. Wages of course may be an issue and maybe, for all his gesticulating to the crowd, he's not a happy bunny - who knows.

Warren - you and your Geography Lessons [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Let's hope if he does come he does better then Tommy did, Tommy only ever played well at the Vale when playing for another club.

Geography is definitely your strong point Warren [emoji6]

So you think we are on for promotion then Nippy ?

Certainly hope not bud.

Tomorrow could be a busy day.

Genius.

Reading your first sentence, I was expecting you to suggest we resign him as a striker. [emoji6] Let's be honest, he would probably do better than the current encumbants.

Why sell the only regular scorer we have ?

I've heard on the grapevine that Carol is thinking of shipping out the existing Trophy Cabinet and replacing it with a larger one.😉

I thought I'd start this thread EXCLUSIVELY for Happy Clappers. As a bona-fide member myself I'd just like to say I'm really looking forward to this coming season. I'm happy to state now that if pushed for a prediction, then I think we will finish somewhere between 24th and 1st. Good luck all connected with the club, the players in particular. I'll feel a bit like RZ at first as I won't be able to identify most of the players but I'm sure I'll get there by Christmas. Up the Vale (Ps, I reckon 3 posts before it's spammed by a moaner [emoji1787]).