Phil

As there is little prospect of any of us attending a game at Vale Park any time soon, some of you will have been unable to obtain a copy of the latest issue (March/April no 101) which was published just before the world ended, sorry I mean football was cancelled. If anybody would like a copy then phone or text Andy (Editor) on 07910 224642 with your name and address and one will be sent out in the post, No need to send any payment, just settle up with Andy the next time you see him at a game - whenever that might be. Stay safe and wash your hands whilst singing 'Steino is a tosser'

Update - The Derek has been printed despite the postponements. Anyone wanting one can still get one from the Bulls Head, High Lane News and Johnys Bar. Alternatively you can get one from Andy at 29 Wade Street Burslem ST6 1HR but check by phone or text first on 07910 224642 rather than just turning up. There are a couple of options by post; either send £1 and a stamp (2nd class would do), or send £2 and that covers everything. Or wait until the next match (good luck with that!)

Why would West Ham be relegated if the season stopped now?

The latest edition of Derek I'm Gutted!!! (number 101) is now out and will be on sale at this weekend's game against Crawley and (virus permitting!) at all home and away games over the next few weeks. As usual there is a stock at High Lane News and also in the Bulls Head. A packed 36 pages and still only £1! Don't miss it!

And he's scored 100 more goals than Bennett ever will!

The latest issue of Derek I'm Gutted!!! is now on sale. It's the 100th edition and to mark this it's a packed 52 pages. It will be on sale at the Exeter game tonight and then all home and away games over the next few weeks. As usual High Lane News and the Bull's Head will have a stock. Still priced at only £1, so don't miss it!

That would give me nightmares!

Actually Max is the only media staff, others are students who help out on a matchday!

Only to catch a train!

Think you'd better check your slip! Good story but simply not true.

But that isn't limited to a total of 8000.

The latest issue of the mag, number 99, is now out and will be on sale at the Carlisle game and all games home and away over the next few weeks. This month's issue includes Derek's Christmas catalogue and the usual features. High Lane News and the Bulls Head will have their usual stock. Another packed issue for only £1!

The latest edition of Derek I'm Gutted!!! (no 98) is now on sale and will be available at the Mansfield game and all other first team games home and away over the next few weeks. High Lane News and the Bulls Head in Burslem will have a stock as usual. It's a packed 36 pages with the usual features and still only costs £1 so don't miss it!

They always have those windows open on a match day! Couldn't have predicted those queues? Really? Last time we had a queue like that, maybe for Crewe last season or the year before? Always happens for close ish games

25 tickets left as of 15 mins ago if anyone still after one.