Phil

Which is next weekend so doesn't matter to us!

A new issue of Derek I'm Gutted!!! (no 103) has been produced and is now on sale. It is back to the regular size of 36 pages, mainly because it includes the latest sacking supplement! As we're still locked out it will mainly be available on a mail order basis as it was last time although High Lane News in Burslem will have a stock as usual. To obtain a copy you will need to contact Andy the Editor at 29 Wade Street Burslem ST6 1HR. It's still only £1 but please add either an extra £1 or a stamp to cover postage. You can collect from the above address but please phone or text 07910 22464

Err, we've had 7 subs for ages!

Despite the absence of crowds a new issue (no 102) has been produced. It is a smaller edition than usual but includes a free copy of issue 101 from March that never got sold. Apart from the regular outlets, High Lane News and the Bulls Head, it will only be available from Andy the Editor at 29 Wade Street Burslem, ST6 1HR Still only £1 but please add either a stamp or £1 to cover postage. You can collect a copy personally from the above address but ring Andy first on 07910 224642 to make sure he isn't in the pub or if you have any other queries. Sorry it isn't the usual size but we are

As long as it stays within 1.5 mill in total.......

And you know that because?.........

No

The only club in all four divisions who could get all our average gate in with only 25% seating capacity allowed bar Coventry at Birmingham.

As there is little prospect of any of us attending a game at Vale Park any time soon, some of you will have been unable to obtain a copy of the latest issue (March/April no 101) which was published just before the world ended, sorry I mean football was cancelled. If anybody would like a copy then phone or text Andy (Editor) on 07910 224642 with your name and address and one will be sent out in the post, No need to send any payment, just settle up with Andy the next time you see him at a game - whenever that might be. Stay safe and wash your hands whilst singing 'Steino is a tosser'

These early bird prices haven't been the same for five years, matchday prices maybe.